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Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

My Very First Pickleball Tournament

September 12, 2023September 9, 2023 Tim Jones

Recently, I signed up for my very first pickleball tournament. Previous to that the last time I participated in a formal athletic competition of any kind, Richard Nixon was our nation’s Commander-in-Chief. In case you’re […]

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Everyday Life, Sportsbasics of pickleball, how to win at pickleball, pickleball, pickleball funny, pickleball tournament, sports, sports for seniors

The Next Killer App: Google Kindness Translator

August 22, 2023August 18, 2023 Tim Jones

You have probably heard of one of the great game changer apps called Google Translate. You can type or say anything into your phone and with the press of a button, Google Translate instantly converts […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifecommunication, Google, Google Translate, human behavior, misunderstanding, relationships

I Think My Parents Joined a Cult – Should I Be Worried?

August 8, 2023August 5, 2023 Tim Jones

[Author’s Note: As a nationally recognized expert on mental health and the proud owner of a doctor’s white medical jacket costume I bought on Amazon.com for a Halloween party a few years ago, I periodically […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Sportscults, how pickleball is a cult, pickleball, pickleball rules, senior citizens, sports for elderly people

MSNBC: What We Don’t Know So Far About the Trump Indictment

July 22, 2023July 21, 2023 Tim Jones

ARI MELBER: Good evening and welcome to “The Beat.” Our top story tonight continues to be former President Donald Trump’s federal indictment over his handling of government documents. There’s so much about the government’s case […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Politics#politics, DOJ, MSNBC, political news, Trump

Cheese Therapy

June 20, 2023June 16, 2023 Tim Jones

Not to brag, but I consider myself an expert in the field of mental health. That’s because I’ve spent two decades attempting (usually in vain) to decipher the complex inner workings of the minds of […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebenefits of cheese, cheese, cheese makes you happy, depression, mental health, therapy

I Recommend DOLLAR Rent A Car – Unless You Need to Rent A Car

June 6, 2023June 3, 2023 Tim Jones

[Author’s note: The following is a letter I sent to DOLLAR RENT A CAR based on an actual recent car rental experience. – TEJ ] Dear DOLLAR RENT A CAR, I wanted to tell you […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Liferental car agencies, rental cars, Travel, travel nightmares

Searching for Bigfoot

May 9, 2023May 7, 2023 Tim Jones

Now that I’m officially retired, I am filling my days with all sorts of leisure activities, like travel, playing racquetball, going to lunch with old friends, and binge-watching Season Three of Succession. As a result […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean FunBigfoot, Bigfoot sighting, legend of bigfoot, looking for Bigfoot, Sasquatch

Happy No Pants Day!

April 25, 2023April 23, 2023 Tim Jones

I love the month of May. It’s one of my 12 favorite months. Flowers are blooming. Summer is around the corner. And the air is thick with the sweet aroma of fresh-cut grass (not from […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecelebrations, entertainment, holidays, obscure holidays, quirky holidays

I Would Offer to Help But There’s a Cat on My Lap

April 11, 2023April 7, 2023 Tim Jones

Cats living with humans dates back over 10,000 years. But in all that time, there is not a single documented case of a cat ever thanking its human cohabitant. In ancient Egypt, people worshipped cats […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylecats, chores, history of cats, housework, pets

My Wife Says We Hold Onto Too Much Stuff – Why She’s Wrong

April 5, 2023April 5, 2023 Tim Jones

For the past several years, my wife Michele and I have had a running debate about how much stuff to hold onto and whether or not to give away (or in some cases, throw away) […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleclutter, de-clutter your home, everyday life, hoarding, removing clutter

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