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Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

Announcing the Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person

March 2, 2021March 2, 2021 Tim Jones

(Atlanta) – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that in a unanimous vote, they have awarded the title of “Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person” to a uniquely deserving individual: Brad Buttons of […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleannoying people, coronavirus, covid, pandemic, quarantine

The Five-Day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast

February 16, 2021February 16, 2021 Tim Jones

And now for the latest five-day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast, we turn to our Cosmological Prognosticator, Venus-Ann Mars. Venus, I hope you have another sunny forecast in store for us. Thanks, Brad. A lot happening […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifeplanets, solar system, weather, weather forecast, weather in space

Undiscovered History: The Secret Jefferson Letters

January 29, 2021 Tim Jones

[Note: As a nationally respected historian, I am proud to share never-before-seen correspondence between Thomas Jefferson and his rarely mentioned youngest son, Bradley. These riveting letters were written between 1786 and 1787, when Jefferson was […]

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1 CommentFictionAmerican history, father and son, Thomas Jefferson

Trump’s Final Days – As Reported by Different Media

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Tim Jones

[The following is political satire and not necessarily the news.] In looking back over Donald Trump’s tumultuous final 2 & 1/2 months in office, the storm of chaotic tweets, rallies and related events only intensified, […]

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PoliticsImpeachment, inauguration, President Trump, presidential election, Trump, Trump loses, trump rally

You’re as Good as Anyone Else – Well, Almost

January 12, 2021January 12, 2021 Tim Jones

In our technological world, nonstop streams of tweets, Instagram photos, Facebook posts, and texts bombard us by the minute – unless you’re Amish. As a result, we non-Amish folk are exposed to an onslaught of […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipshuman behavior, positive self-talk, self-esteem, self-help

Trump’s Termination Interview

December 1, 2020December 1, 2020 Tim Jones

[Author’s note:] Since 2015, I have written over 25 articles about Donald Trump alone for Humor Outcasts. Click here, then under Index of Topics, find Trump to peruse these posts. It is my deepest hope […]

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How to Create Your Own YouTube Channel in 386 Easy Steps

October 31, 2020October 31, 2020 Tim Jones

Recently I launched my very own YouTube channel. Why did I decide at the age of 65 to undertake such a daunting new challenge? Simple: I’m an idiot. To fully understand why I did this, […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Technologycreating videos, humor videos, videos, Youtube

Where Did My Day Go?

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020 Tim Jones

When I was in my forties, I routinely worked 55-hour weeks (commuting an hour each way), taxied my kids to soccer practices and dance recitals, mowed the yard, paid the bills, and worked out five […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifea day in the life, daily routine, fleeting time, getting old, schedules, to do lists

The New Rules of Texting

October 6, 2020October 6, 2020 Tim Jones

I feel bad. Earlier today, I did something very hurtful – and to my own daughter, no less. I sent her a terribly insensitive text. What was the hostile, insulting thing I wrote? “Hope you’re doing […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologymillennials, testing etiquette, text messages, texting

Trump Announces Heightened Election Security Measures

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Tim Jones

The 2020 presidential election is fast approaching. In recent days, alarm bells have gone off about the possibility of rampant voter fraud. President Trump has gone so far as to suggest the entire election has […]

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