Does Anybody Need Mustard?
Quick question: Do you need any mustard? We’ve got tons to spare. That’s because while I do the grocery shopping, it’s my wife who makes up the grocery list. And there the problem starts. You’d […]
Author: Tim Jones
Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.
Trump Announces His Official Precedential Liebrary
Mar-a-Lago, FL – President Trump today revealed his long-awaited plans for his presidential library. It will officially be known as the Donald J. Trump Precedential Liebrary, Resort, Casino and Adult Video Store. In a press […]
States Propose Bold Measures to Prevent Voter Fraud
[Author’s note: The following is political satire. Anyone who can’t figure this out should legally not be allowed to vote. – TEJ] Thanks to the patriotic efforts of former and future President Donald Trump, it […]
The Challenge of Getting People to Follow Instructions
For years, I’ve played racquetball with a group of about a dozen men ranging in age from 62 to 83. Until COVID hit, we played doubles games every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 8am to […]
Announcing the Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person
(Atlanta) – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that in a unanimous vote, they have awarded the title of “Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person” to a uniquely deserving individual: Brad Buttons of […]
The Five-Day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast
And now for the latest five-day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast, we turn to our Cosmological Prognosticator, Venus-Ann Mars. Venus, I hope you have another sunny forecast in store for us. Thanks, Brad. A lot happening […]
Undiscovered History: The Secret Jefferson Letters
[Note: As a nationally respected historian, I am proud to share never-before-seen correspondence between Thomas Jefferson and his rarely mentioned youngest son, Bradley. These riveting letters were written between 1786 and 1787, when Jefferson was […]
Trump’s Final Days – As Reported by Different Media
[The following is political satire and not necessarily the news.] In looking back over Donald Trump’s tumultuous final 2 & 1/2 months in office, the storm of chaotic tweets, rallies and related events only intensified, […]
You’re as Good as Anyone Else – Well, Almost
In our technological world, nonstop streams of tweets, Instagram photos, Facebook posts, and texts bombard us by the minute – unless you’re Amish. As a result, we non-Amish folk are exposed to an onslaught of […]
Trump’s Termination Interview
[Author’s note:] Since 2015, I have written over 25 articles about Donald Trump alone for Humor Outcasts. Click here, then under Index of Topics, find Trump to peruse these posts. It is my deepest hope […]