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When planning a romantic Valentine’s Day getaway, don’t forget to invite your wife

February 12, 2019
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For years people the world over have sought my advice as a foremost authority on matters of the heart. Perhaps it’s because I’m half-German. Or maybe because I got an A- in French in high…

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Trump Translation Guide

February 6, 2019
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Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he…

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BREAKING NEWS: Canada Announces Plans to Build Southern Border Wall

January 15, 2019
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Ottawa – Today, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau delivered a landmark speech to the combined chambers of the Canadian Parliament. He announced his plans to erect a 50-foot-tall wall along the entire length of the…

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This Holiday Season, Give the Gift of Guilt

December 13, 2018
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What comes to mind when you hear the phrase, the spirit of Christmas? When I was young, my notion was so naive. Like many children, I believed Santa and his reindeer flew around the world…

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A Night at the Opera – Act Two

December 7, 2018
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A year ago, I did something incredibly stupid. I listened to my wife. More specifically, I agreed to join her and some friends for a night at the opera. Well, I did it again. Right about…

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Thanksgiving at the Casino

November 27, 2018
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Every year for as far back as I can remember, we’ve had company for Thanksgiving. But for the first time in our 31 years of marriage, we’d be quietly celebrating alone, just the two of…

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Top Stories, As Reported by Trump News Network

November 13, 2018
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Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The…

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A Sign I Have Too Much Time on My Hands

November 1, 2018
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Do you know the distance from my house to the South Pole? Of course, you don’t. But I do. That’s because I recently erected a giant sign pole complete with weather vane in my front…

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America’s Great Debate: Pie or Cake?

October 5, 2018
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In the past two years, our nation has become increasingly polarized. We’ve become a divided nation, with people firmly rooted in one camp or the other. There appears to be no end in sight to…

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Surgery

October 4, 2018
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The older I get, the more time I spend at ologists. You know – the dermatologist, cardiologist, urologist, gastroenterologist, colonoscopologist, and, for reasons I’m still a little fuzzy about, my geologist. Recently, I had to…

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