The 8 Ball
Tag: politics
Donald Trump Issues Executive Order Amending U.S. Constitution
I, Donald J. Trump, the most if not the only important Person of the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union with Fox News, establish a Justice system that will provide for my defense, and secure the […]
Trump Team Searches for a New 2020 Campaign Slogan
As many of you know, I’m a nationally sought-after brand marketer, known for my ability to come up with memorable slogans. Remember the Nike slogan, Just Do It? Well, technically, I didn’t come up with […]
All the news that used to be print to fit
Someone recently asked me, “Has the world ever been crazier?” Yes. Yes, it has. And to prove it, I dug up something I wrote eight years ago, when I found myself with a collection of […]
Other Masks We Need
The widespread use of face masks has helped to reduce the spread of the Coronavirus around the world. Properly fitted N-95 and surgical masks catch microbes which people expel in a plume of air and droplets when we […]
I Had a Dream
[Author’s Note: I had the most wonderful dream last night, which I’m going to tell you all about below. It felt so real. I woke up positively gleeful, feeling hopeful for the first time in […]