With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty…
Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The…
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror…
Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has…
Trump says he fell in love with Kim Jung Un over his beautiful letters. Kim better watch out ‘cause Trump’ll one day leave him for a hotter Junger Un… Paul LanderPaul Lander is not…
After Trump’s recent faux accomplishment skit at the UN, Antonio Guterres, UN General Secretary has announced open auditions for new acts. “It’s only fair to the other members” Guterres explained. “It’s pretty dull around here…
“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for…
Bob Woodward Says ‘Key’ Trump Official Told Him New Book Is ‘1,000-Percent Correct’ Exclusive pic of ‘Key’ official right after talking to Woodward. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of —…
Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am Buddy. Just Buddy. No last name, as far as I know. (What can I say, my human, Tim Jones, really sucks at naming cats.) Ever since Donald Trump was…
DONALD TRUMP’S LETTERS HOME FROM SUMMER CAMP Dear Mom, Camp is great! Hardly any Mexicans made it over the wall. The headmaster and the other campers don’t mind saluting me, agreeing with everything I say…
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