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Tag: Putin
Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!
Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate […]
SCOOP! We Get A Recording of Putin And Jong Un’s Good Ole Boy Meeting
Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it […]
Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past
He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few […]
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential and Pundit Political Poetry (To Please Or Perhaps Perplex)
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, to catch a live one who thought her a […]
The Bird Man of Trump Tower
Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has […]