America to Deploy Lutefisk Defense Shield
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]
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Exciting News From 1995
I still find it astonishing that Russia, for a brief period in 1994, was unable to launch its nuclear missiles. Also consider that squirrels have three times brought down NASDAQ, a stock exchange, by chewing […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/2/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
Now We Know Just Who Put The ‘Q’ in Q-Anon
Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough […]
