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posts from Vince Sparks

SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Royally Screwed

July 24, 2018
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London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation…

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SPARKS BRIEF: U.S. and North Korea Make a Spicy Deal

June 12, 2018
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Singapore –  North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Nation Shocked at Latest Revelation

January 11, 2018
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Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Screams From The White House [Spoiler Alert!]

October 27, 2017
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Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Dressing for Disaster

October 20, 2017
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Washington, DC – First Lady, Melania Trump, has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection is…

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TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks

October 5, 2017
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Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England   August 15, 1891   My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Stops Big Leak!

August 30, 2017
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August 30 – Trump visited storm ravaged Texas yesterday as he participated in a second national disaster ­– the first being his election in November. The President made the trip to view firsthand the flooding…

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TATTLE TALES: Lock Her Up!

August 8, 2017
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  May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear filed the complaint after finding the culprit in…

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TATTLE TALES: A Passage from the Prince’s Diary

July 20, 2017
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Dearest Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Terror from DC in 3D

July 7, 2017
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Moviegoers who’ve rushed to see this summer’s box office hit, Wonder Woman, prepare yourself for a more compelling action, mystery, horror, political, bone-chilling blockbuster to watch as the next several months unfold. Coming straight from…

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