The Place to Take a Humor Break
posts from Vince Sparks
Washington, D.C. – After the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump immediately called for the construction of his “militarily top secret ballroom.” Which, don’t tell the president, hasn’t been top secret since the […]
Washington, D.C. – On April 13, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus, immediately sparking outrage and controversy. He quickly deleted it from Truth Social, but later acknowledged the photo, telling reporters he […]
Washington, D.C. – The White House announced over the weekend that it would defuse the harsh rhetoric of recent press briefings by replacing them with high-stakes escape room challenges, where journalists must solve puzzles, decode […]
Washington, DC – After the Artemis II liftoff, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years drew a massive audience both in person and online around the world, President Trump announced he’ll triple viewership […]
Washington, D.C. – Families attending this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll expected candy, plastic eggs, and an orange man with a red clown tie smelling like a McDonald’s Big Mac. Instead, they were greeted […]
Washington, D.C. – After visiting Graceland on Monday, March 23, Trump announced new plans to recreate Elvis Presley’s home as the new White House East Wing. “The King of Rock and Roll might have had […]
Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new Me, Myself, and iPhone features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” […]
Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]
Piscataway, NJ – The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV […]
New York, NY – The holiday shopping season has one day left for 2025. Parents across the country are scouring malls and the internet for the right toy, all “for the little ones, Christmas joys.” […]