The Place to Take a Humor Break
posts from Vince Sparks
Capitol Hill, MN: On January 6th, fifteen-time loser, Marjorie Tyler Kelly, was named the winner of the 2023 National Pie Baking Contest held at the Holiday Inn Express in Capitol Hill, Minnesota. This annual crusty […]
Washington, D.C. – Trump 2020 campaign officials announced today the President is heading to Bunker Hill for his next rally. The Commander-In-Chief supposedly took a tour of the White House bunker during recent D.C. protests […]
New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]
Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]
New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, […]
London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]
Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]
Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was […]
Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]
Washington, DC – First Lady, Melania Trump, has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection is […]