The Place to Take a Humor Break
Six weeks ago, I awoke to find myself stuck to my living room floor covered in pine sap and tinsel. Two squirrels were giving me the stink eye and clutching their nuts. I felt shock […]
London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]
Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]
I dashed home in a panic, the straw in my skirt scratching me like a cat in heat. I screamed for Jack. When he didn’t answer, I crept into the tiny home and there scribbled […]
I, Lady Colleen Cadbury, being of reasonably sound mind and more than ample body, do declare this is my last will and testament. At the time of my demise, I bequeath my possessions to the […]
Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was […]
What people fear the most after speaking in public and being trapped in an elevator with Harvey Weinstein – is death. Tucked away in a compartment of our brain labeled “Denial” resides a black-robed figure […]
Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]
Washington, DC – First Lady, Melania Trump, has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection is […]
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as […]