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Author: Vince G. Sparks

Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees. For more and to stay connected visit him on social media and his website www.sparksignites.com.

What! Another Birthday??

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

Oh! Another birthday has come and gone. An annual rite of passage. A remembrance of the day when I made my arduous passage through the birth canal, kicking and screaming. For nine months I was […]

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Put a Mask On It!

July 24, 2020July 24, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

  Wearing a mask is not out of hand. It’s a recommendation, not a demand. So be thoughtful of others, cover your face. Let’s stop spreading COVID all over the place.   Your freedoms are […]

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Everyday Life, Fiction, Words to Think Upon#humoroutcast.com, #HumorOutcasts, covid-19, face mask, health advice, medical issues, Social Commentary, topical poetry

SPARKS BRIEFS: Bunker Boy Plans A Rally

June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – Trump 2020 campaign officials announced today the President is heading to Bunker Hill for his next rally. The Commander-In-Chief supposedly took a tour of the White House bunker during recent D.C. protests […]

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Politics, Sparks Brief#breakingnews, #HumorOutcasts, Bunker, Bunker Hill, rally, satire, Sparks Brief, Trump

Trumpenstein’s Wonderful Miracle Cure

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

Ladies and Gentlemen: Are you feeling lazy, listless, cabin feverish? Are you unable to party like it’s 1999 days of quarantine? Do you want to ignore social distancing, throw caution to a sneeze and get […]

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Everyday Life, Politicscoronavirus, Donald J. Trump, humor, humoroutcasts, medicine, satire, viral

SPARKS BRIEF: The History Channel’s On A Roll

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY  – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Sparks Briefcable TV, Current News, History Channel, Humor Outcasts, satire, toilet humor, toilet paper

Six Feet of Separation

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

People are saying in this time of crisis we need to find something positive to help us cope with a stressful situation.  I’ve found the most positive thing I could ever hope for – Social […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life#HumorOutcasts, humor, Mental Health Humor, social anxiety, Social Commentary, social distancing

SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Demands Ratings Increase

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]

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Politics, Sparks BriefDonald Trump, Headline News, Humor Outcasts, Impeachment Hearings, political satire, satire, Senate, TV Ratings

‘Twas an Impeachment Christmas

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House the Impeachment Trial is looming for the lyin’, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]

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4 CommentsPolitics#ChristmasHumor, #HumorOutcasts, #politicalsatire, Donald Trump, Impeachment

SPARKS BRIEF: The Merry is in the Marketing

December 16, 2019December 17, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, Sparks Brief#humoroutcast.com, Christmas products, consumerism, Holiday Humor, retail, satire

Flash Frozen Flight

September 19, 2019September 21, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

  I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]

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4 CommentsFiction#humoroutcast.com, airline flight attendants, airline humor, airline travel, comedy satire, flights, humor, TSA

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