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Author: Vince G. Sparks

Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees. For more and to stay connected visit him on social media and his website www.sparksignites.com.

SPARKS BRIEF: Happy Rebirth Day!

August 11, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

San Francisco, CA – Each year everyone receives the same platitude— “Happy Birthday!” As with all humans on the planet, we’ve taken a trip through the birth canal. We’re yanked into a harsh world feeling […]

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The Worst of Times

July 28, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

There’s the best of times, there’s the worst of times. Mostly, it’s the worst. I’m talking Times Square. The place where the ball drops on New Year’s Eve. We all think Times Square is the […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life#HumorOutcasts, #NewYearsEve, #NYHistory, #RudyGiuliani, #Sparksignites, #TheBigApple, #TimesSquare, broadway, funny, humor, NYC, theater

Check This Out!

July 20, 2023July 20, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

I have several part-time jobs. Call me crazy but I don’t remember the application process or the interview. There was no offer letter or a benefits package. I work a flexible schedule. Whenever I decide […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle#HumorOutcasts, #RetailLife, #SocialCommentary, #Sparksignites, funny, humor, satire

TATTLE TALES: The Dirty Side of Snow Business

July 14, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

This is a transcript of the interrogation of the infamous Dwarf Seven who are implicated in the disappearance and possible death of the Princess Snow White. August 8, Once Upon a Time Present: The Dwarf […]

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1 CommentFiction#Humor #Satire #HumorOutcasts, fairytale, gay, Snow White

No Rest in the Room

June 30, 2023July 2, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

I don’t like public transportation, public pools, public parks, public forums, public opinion polls— See a trend? Anything involving the general population has never been a favorite. But of all things, the worst are public […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle#HumorOutcasts, #PottyHumor, #Sparksignites, funny, humor, restrooms

SPARKS BRIEF: Classified Happy Meals

June 17, 2023June 17, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

Palm Beach, FL – As part of the FBI and Dept. of Justice probe into missing classified documents, it was discovered that Mar-a-Lago’s Club Restaurant added box lunches to its menu in 2022. Helena Rubenschmaltz, […]

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Our Dearly Departures

April 28, 2023June 8, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

Have you ever dreamt of a tomb with a view? If you’ve longed to live abroad, but weren’t able to escape your nine-to-five commitments at home, planning a trip at the end of a lifetime […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life#DestinationFuneral, #humor #humoroutcasts, #Sparksignites, #TravelHumor, Death, satire, Travel

Just for the Smell of It – A History of Fragrance

March 24, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

We live in a world of smells. It’s one of our five senses and the one we’re most obsessed with. From ancient civilizations to now, we’ve been busy creating smells to hide other smells. Eliminating […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle#humor #humoroutcasts, #Perfume #FunnyHistory, #Sparksignites, cologne, funny, satire

SPARKS BRIEF: Is Rihanna An Alien?

March 1, 2023March 9, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – Marjorie Taylor Greene, Congresswoman, former Waffle House waitress and Miss Georgia Peach Pit 1990, has called for the search and capture of pop singer, Rihanna. “She’s an illegal space alien and a […]

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“And Now a Word From Our Drug Dealers”

February 23, 2023 Vince G. Sparks

I ran into my friend Rose, the other day, and asked how she’d been. She said she was stressed because her mom was ill. I politely inquired about her condition like I was CNN’s Sanjay […]

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