Author: Vince G. Sparks

Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees. For more and to stay connected visit him on social media and his website www.sparksignites.com.

SPARKS BRIEF: The History Channel’s On A Roll

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Demands Ratings Increase

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]

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‘Twas an Impeachment Christmas

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House the Impeachment Trial is looming for the lyin’, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: The Merry is in the Marketing

December 16, 2019December 17, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, […]

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Flash Frozen Flight

September 19, 2019September 21, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]

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All I Want For Christmas Is More, More and More Christmas.

December 24, 2018December 26, 2018 Vince G. Sparks

Six weeks ago, I awoke to find myself stuck to my living room floor covered in pine sap and tinsel. Two squirrels were giving me the stink eye and clutching their nuts. I felt shock […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Royally Screwed

July 24, 2018 Vince G. Sparks

London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: U.S. and North Korea Make a Spicy Deal

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018 Vince G. Sparks

Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]

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TATTLE TALES: Spilling the Beans on Jack [Part 2]

February 12, 2018 Vince G. Sparks

I dashed home in a panic, the straw in my skirt scratching me like a cat in heat. I screamed for Jack. When he didn’t answer, I crept into the tiny home and there scribbled […]

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