Put a Mask On It!
Wearing a mask is not out of hand. It’s a recommendation, not a demand. So be thoughtful of others, cover your face. Let’s stop spreading COVID all over the place. Your freedoms are […]
Author: Vince G. Sparks
Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees.
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SPARKS BRIEFS: Bunker Boy Plans A Rally
Washington, D.C. – Trump 2020 campaign officials announced today the President is heading to Bunker Hill for his next rally. The Commander-In-Chief supposedly took a tour of the White House bunker during recent D.C. protests […]
Trumpenstein’s Wonderful Miracle Cure
Ladies and Gentlemen: Are you feeling lazy, listless, cabin feverish? Are you unable to party like it’s 1999 days of quarantine? Do you want to ignore social distancing, throw caution to a sneeze and get […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The History Channel’s On A Roll
New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]
Six Feet of Separation
People are saying in this time of crisis we need to find something positive to help us cope with a stressful situation. I’ve found the most positive thing I could ever hope for – Social […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Demands Ratings Increase
Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]
‘Twas an Impeachment Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House the Impeachment Trial is looming for the lyin’, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The Merry is in the Marketing
New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, […]
Flash Frozen Flight
I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]
All I Want For Christmas Is More, More and More Christmas.
Six weeks ago, I awoke to find myself stuck to my living room floor covered in pine sap and tinsel. Two squirrels were giving me the stink eye and clutching their nuts. I felt shock […]