Fox News Jokes

How did Fox News get a license to broadcast in America?

 

By using the same corruption that they report in their news casting.

 

Why is Fox News so right wing?

 

Because the left wingers don’t have as much money to give them.

 

Why did Australian Rupert Murdoch become an American citizen?

 

Because he was more patriotic to the American dollar because it was worth more than the Australian.

 

Why did Murdoch start a broadcasting system in America?

 

Because he knew Americans were suckers for dirt journalism and he was a specialist in dirty journalism.

 

What  does Murdoch like most about the much younger women that he marries?

They are all very near sighted.

 

Why are most of the cartoon shows on Fox News derogatory about America?

 

Because he wants to soften his American viewers’ minds up before he deluges them with his propaganda.

 

Why does Ruppert Murdoch support the right wing so much?

 

Because the left wing doesn’t have the bucks to give him that they do……..

Why didn’t Murdoch just stay in England where he had already built a network empire?

 

He knew Americans were even bigger suckers and had more money.

 

What is Papa Murdoch’s one saving grace?

 

He left Fox News. 

 

Why does Murdoch own so many news publications around the world?

 

Why screw with only one country’s minds when you can screw with so many?

 

Why can Murdoch never have enough money?

 

Because it helps him deal with all the loathing he gets from around the world.

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