Fox News Jokes

How did Fox News get a license to broadcast in America?

 

By using the same corruption that they report in their news casting.

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Why is Fox News so right wing?

 

Because the left wingers don’t have as much money to give them.

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Why did Australian Rupert Murdoch become an American citizen?

 

Because he was more patriotic to the American dollar because it was worth more than the Australian.

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Why did Murdoch start a broadcasting system in America?

 

Because he knew Americans were suckers for dirt journalism and he was a specialist in dirty journalism.

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What  does Murdoch like most about the much younger women that he marries?

They are all very near sighted.

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Why are most of the cartoon shows on Fox News derogatory about America?

 

Because he wants to soften his American viewers’ minds up before he deluges them with his propaganda.

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Why does Ruppert Murdoch support the right wing so much?

 

Because the left wing doesn’t have the bucks to give him that they do……..

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Why didn’t Murdoch just stay in England where he had already built a network empire?

 

He knew Americans were even bigger suckers and had more money.

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What is Papa Murdoch’s one saving grace?

 

He left Fox News. 

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Why does Murdoch own so many news publications around the world?

 

Why screw with only one country’s minds when you can screw with so many?

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Why can Murdoch never have enough money?

 

Because it helps him deal with all the loathing he gets from around the world.

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