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Top Stories, As Reported by Trump News Network

November 13, 2018
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Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The…

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Trump Introduces His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

May 28, 2018
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Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost…

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The Trump Presidential Library?

April 3, 2018
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Designs are being submitted for the future trump library. Here are some of the more popular ideas:: 1. A Porn movie set 2. A Chuck E. Cheese so he can play games, get prizes and…

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The Sole of Ivanka Trump

May 4, 2017
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According to FOX News Ivanka Trump’s influence can be felt and seen throughout the White House…everyone has new shoes. Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which…

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Fake News

December 29, 2016
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In a surprise move, FOX News is changing its name to be symbolically more appropriate. The fox, known for being wild and for duping the dogs who follow it, will be abandoned in favor of…

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Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

December 19, 2016
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Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 18 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s…

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Fox News Hits Hillary Health Rumors

August 18, 2016
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Fox News – especially Sean Hannity—has been on the warpath to prove that Hillary Clinton has some kind of neurological condition that would make her incapable of being president. Hannity has aired random clips of…

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Miracle Feed Fattens Animals in Record Time

March 20, 2015
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Miracle Feed Fattens Animals in Record Time

Stung by shocking expose films made by animal rights groups and rising concern over the excessive use of growth hormones in animal feed, the meat industry has announced a revolutionary new method for fattening animals.…

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Fox Exposes Holes Hoax

February 26, 2015
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Fox Exposes Holes Hoax

An emergency crew rushed to the headquarters of Fox News earlier today, where a parcel full of facts was found in the news room. The facts were destroyed and no one was hurt. The news…

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Anaconda Man Inspires a Rash of Copycat Stunts

December 9, 2014
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Anaconda Man Inspires a Rash of Copycat Stunts

Following the success of the Discovery Channel’s screening of a man being swallowed by a giant anaconda snake, other networks are reportedly planning similar spectacles to boost their ratings. The imitators are keeping their plans…

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