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Tag: Fox News
Top Stories, As Reported by Trump News Network
Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The […]
Trump Introduces His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost […]
The Trump Presidential Library?
Designs are being submitted for the future trump library. Here are some of the more popular ideas:: 1. A Porn movie set 2. A Chuck E. Cheese so he can play games, get prizes and […]
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 18 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s […]