Tag: wicked witch
Unicorn Bites #521
4-year-old: Why do you get sad when you get the mail? Me: It’s nothing but bills. 4: You should tell Bill to stop writing you letters. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 6, 2014 Girls posts […]
Unicorn Bites 1/24/14
Today I learned baby rabbits come from mother rabbits, not from a magician’s hat. My entire childhood was a lie. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2014 If I had one wish, it would be […]