BREAKING HEALTH ALERT: Ice Cream Declared Superfood — Kale Classified as Biohazard

ANCHOR, CHIP PRINGLES (Seated at a news desk. The year is 2037.) Good evening, I’m Chip Pringles. Welcome to the 5pm edition of Channel 7 Eye Witness News. Our top story tonight: Everything you thought […]

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time

How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]

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