Oklahoma Venison Burger
American Entree OKLAHOMA VENISON BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1 pound ground venison or ground beef ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 4 hamburger buns 1 ½tablespoon vegetable oil 4 slices American or […]
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The Mysterious Staple Remover
It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]
Understanding the Stock Market – Movements in Share Prices
Perhaps the biggest factor in determining the price of a share is earnings. If people expect a company’s forecasted earnings to rise, the share price of that company shall rise almost immediately. Conversely, investors predict […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time
How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]
Bunnies Will Save Our Economy
My gosh, our economy is under siege from trade wars, inflation, and, of course, lutefisk vendors. These evil influences could very well bring on a severe depression, one so catastropic as to make the Great […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Mibiro
How many times has this happened to you? You spent your whole life working 80 houea a week and spending only enough to eat and to have shelter. Then on impulse you bought a Vermeer […]
Food Stain Apparel – Rock the Guac
You can’t spot the guacamole stain. How many times has this happened to you? You’re dead tired, but you went to that party anyway. Your gracious host served a tableful of wonderfully tasty Mexican food. […]
Every Year Has a January 2 in It
Things change all the time. Relationships change. Politics change Food prices change. Computers change. Change change; the back of our quarters vary with each passing year. Synonyms mutate. And even years change! Leap years have […]
Your Call is Very Important to Us
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]
What I Did Today
I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did. But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. […]