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Afghan Burgers, Humanity’s First Food

April 9, 2018
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Afghan Entree AFGHAN BURGERS INGREDIENTS 1 cup fresh cilantro 3 garlic cloves 1 red onion 4 eggs 3 cups crinkle-cut fries or enough to cover cookie sheet 3 sausages, beef or chicken 3 tablespoons vegetable…

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Garlic Bread, Food for Revolution

March 26, 2018
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Italian Appetizer GARLIC BREAD INGREDIENTS 1 loaf Italian bread or French Bread or French rolls 3 garlic cloves ½ cup butter, completely softened 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 tablespoon Italian seasoning SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor…

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Atlanta Brisket and Particle Accelerators

January 9, 2018
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American Entree ATLANTA BRISKET INGREDIENTS 3½ pounds beef brisket ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ cups ketchup or bottled chili sauce 1 packet instant onion soup mix…

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Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons

November 19, 2017
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American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), immersion blender or electric whisk fine-mesh colander or colander with…

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Hatch Chile Onion Pie and the Birth of Cooking

September 28, 2017
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American Entree HATCH CHILE ONION PIE INGREDIENTS 3 medium onions 4 tablespoons butter 2 large eggs 2 tablespoons flour ¼ cup milk 1 cup sour cream 4 Hatch chiles or 1 can Hatch chiles ¼…

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Pork Buns and Man Buns

September 24, 2017
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Canadian Appetizer NEWFOUNDLAND PORK BUNS INGREDIENTS ½ pound salt pork ¼ cup shortening or butter 3 cups flour (2 tablespoons more later) 2 tablespoons baking powder ¼ cup sugar 1 cup water SPECIAL UTENSIL cookie…

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Phosphates and George Washington

September 14, 2017
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American Dessert PHOSPHATE INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon acid phosphate* 2½ tablespoons syrup (your choice, cherry was the most popular) 1¼ cups carbonated water ice cubes as desired Makes 1 glass. Takes 5 minutes. * = You…

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The Scruffy Face Behind This Blog

September 8, 2017
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Gentle readers, My electric razor recently died. I ordered a new razor. It took over a week to arrive. This gave me an opportunity to scruffify my face; a hairy face usually meets  with stern…

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Picadillo and Why Bowls Are Round

September 4, 2017
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Cuban Entree PICADILLO INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper 3 garlic cloves 1 large onion 3 Roma tomatoes 2 tablespoons olive oil ¾ teaspoon cumin 1 teaspoon oregano ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 1½ pounds…

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Hermit Cookies And Stuff

August 25, 2017
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American Dessert HERMIT COOKIES INGREDIENTS ¾ cup butter (1 more tablespoon later) 1¼ cups sugar 2 eggs 2 tablespoons milk 3 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder ½ teaspoon cinnamon ½ teaspoon clove ¼ teaspoon…

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