What I Did Today
I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did. But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. […]
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17 Sure Fire Ways to Lose Weight Quickly
You can make this number go down Let’s face it, many of would like to lose weight. Unfortunately, many of get weighed at the doctor’s office. You see your weight. You didn’t think it was […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit
We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]
Sometimes You’re Just a Foot From Trouble
All I wanted to do was pee. When you get to be middle aged, that kind of thing can become very important. Some people wake up at night thinking, “Did I leave the oven on?” […]
Searching For Toilets: My Travels Through Europe
This book will be coming out on April 1st. Traveling around Europe is a lot like the cover. You can spend a lot of time looking for a public bathroom or even a restaurant with […]
Unicorn Bites #518
4-year-old: Why does the dog pee on stuff? Me: It’s like writing his name on it. 4: So I- Me: YOU HAVE TO — USE PENCILS. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 3, 2014 I didn’t […]
YOU’RE PUTTING WHAT . . . WHERE?
I have had low back issues for years and thankfully through Chiropractic care I have maintained this annoyance until just recently. However, all good things seem to come to an end sometime. My sometime […]