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The Root of All My Imperfections

August 1, 2019 Bill Spencer

I had a difficult childhood. Both of my parents were addicts, and my three brothers and I suffered the consequences. My parents were addicted to nicotine. Yes, my mother and father went around all day […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, RelationshipsBill Spencer, childhood, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, parents, Smoking

Getting Wind of a Time When the Cubs Were Smokin’ Hot

February 27, 2016 Frank Mucci

  It was Saturday, September 28, 1935. The Cubs had swept a doubleheader from the Cardinals on Friday giving Chicago twenty-one straight wins and clinching the National League pennant. Excited Cub fans were no doubt […]

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2 CommentsBaseball, Sports1935 world series, athletes smoking, Camel cigarettes, Cubs, lung cancer, Smoking

The Redondo Beach Pier

June 25, 2015June 24, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

As the Unofficial Chronicler of all things Southern California, I recently had the pleasure of spending a day at the Redondo Beach Pier, or the Land That Time Forgot. Let’s get some business out of […]

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8 CommentsLifestylebattered shrimp, communist, cotton candy, day drinking, endless pier, Forrest Brakeman, funnel cakes, humor, innocence, martinis, Redondo Beach, Redondo Beach Pier, skee-ball, Smoking

Unicorn Bites #518

October 9, 2014October 9, 2014 James Breakwell

4-year-old: Why does the dog pee on stuff? Me: It’s like writing his name on it. 4: So I- Me: YOU HAVE TO — USE PENCILS. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 3, 2014 I didn’t […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/14/14

May 14, 2014May 15, 2014 James Breakwell

Me: I’ll take 10 pounds of good will. Clerk: We don’t sell that. Me: But it’s the name of this store. Clerk: Me:*tips over clothes rack* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 14, 2014 If you […]

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Quitter

May 24, 2013May 24, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I read an article about a guy who’s stepping down from his job leading a huge cigarette company. According to the article, during this guy’s tenure an estimated 30 million people died […]

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Take it from Dr. Snee: You say you want a resolution

January 9, 2013January 9, 2013 Rick Snee

Do everyone a favor and quit smoking. At least do it so I won’t have to answer any more resolutions questions about it.

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Do Your Part For America

January 8, 2013January 8, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

When I lived in Oregon I’d occasionally drop into my neighborhood tavern. It was a glorious little hell-hole. Windowless and made from concrete blocks, it was the kind of place where a tetanus shot was […]

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