The Place to Take a Humor Break
A little more than a decade ago, I published in this hallowed part of cyberspace an article titled The Incredible Shrinking Man, which famously went on to capture the coveted FIFA Gold Trophy for Literature. […]
Anyone who knows me will tell you I have the social skills of a rotting corpse…and that’s on a good day. I’ve never been much of a mingler, but not due to a fear of […]
The following piece was originally published by a since defunct site nearly twelve years ago. On this, the 44th anniversary of the day I met my wife, I am sharing it on HumorOutcasts.com. Though it […]
My contribution for Humor meets Horror Month. 1 As caretakers, the missus and I live in a ramshackle house on the grounds just across the long gravel driveway that snakes into the Cookesville Cemetery. The […]
It was a year unlike any other when it comes to famous men being accused of engaging in unsolicited naughty things involving penises in the presence of unsuspecting members of both genders. It’s true that […]
Liberal snowflakes, fake media, the Hollywood elite and just people in general have spent the past year bashing our president saying things like he’s not qualified, he’s a bully, he’s a sexual predator, he’s an […]
After more than two hundred years of living in the real world, we find ourselves flung into a new world where left is right, up is down, black is…well, black is still black and […]
It’s time once again to deck the halls and be merry and wear ugly sweaters. To get myself in the mood, I like to hit the eggnog and amaretto—light on the eggnog and very heavy […]
It was Saturday, September 28, 1935. The Cubs had swept a doubleheader from the Cardinals on Friday giving Chicago twenty-one straight wins and clinching the National League pennant. Excited Cub fans were no doubt […]
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]