The Incredible Shrinking Man
When I was born more than sixty years ago, I was very short. I’m basing this on photos I’ve seen of myself as a baby. Since then, not much has changed. Except I’m getting shorter. […]
Author: Frank Mucci
People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2015 and winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize for Literature, Frank likes to make up shit about himself and state it as fact.
Here's some actual NOT made up shit about Frank: He is the author of "An Incurable Disease: Memories, Observations and Ravings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan," available in print and for Kindle at Amazon.com.
Ebola or Camels: How Will You Die?
Unless you’re already dead—perhaps from a virus—you’ve probably heard about the latest thing that will kill all of us. And by all of us, I mean Americans, because, after all, we’re the ones who truly […]
In the Gay Old Wintertime
As this long, cold, lonely winter turns into more winter, many are asking, “What the fuck’s going on here?” Well the answer is simple because a winter this extreme can only mean one thing: we have become […]
Tips for the Married Woman on Picking up Guys
As America’s foremost authority on picking up chicks, I have shared my expertise with readers through a pair of articles lifelong chick picker-upper Hugh Hefner once referred to as “what articles?” because he’s never read […]
More Tips for the Married Man on Picking up Chicks
Those of you who followed my fabulous writing career over at that vast wasteland formerly known as Associated Content probably remember an article I wrote a few years ago called Tips for the Married Man […]
A Who’s Who of Dancing with the Who?
It’s that time of year again when hot women with perfect bodies dressed in skimpy outfits and ripped men in sparkly shirts without buttons dance with a bunch of obnoxious out-of-shape nobodies otherwise known as […]
A History of Contraception
If we’ve learned one thing from the Republican debates—other than the fact that Republicans are retarded—it’s that Barack Obama is a religion-hating baby killer. And with all the hubbub over the president’s “war on religion,” […]
A Special Message to HumorOutcasts
After more than 200 published articles with YAHOO! Contributor Network (formerly Associated Content), I received my first rejection from them because “Commentary… should be thoughtful and measured [and] should make clear distinctions between opinion and […]
Are Christian Conservatives Nuts?
Yes they are. I’d suspected something wasn’t quite right with these people about the time the late Reverend Jerry Falwell began a crusade to take down that infamous public television promoter of the gay agenda, […]
Top Sex Scandals of 2011
After a long hiatus (Latin for “drug and alcohol rehab”), I have returned to bring you this year’s edition of my favorite subject: sex scandals. And if the sex scandals of 2011 taught us anything, […]