Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jamie Lynn Spears being on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jamie Lynn Spears being on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any […]
ABC announces a new show “Pole Dancing with the Stars” To capitalize on the success of it’s trademark “Dancing with the Stars” and the box office power of “Magic Mike XXL,” ABC announced a […]
Every one should have goals. Otherwise, how can we improve ourselves? Here are my resolutions for the new year. Never eat lutefisk. Never eat mushrooms. Nap only when I’m asleep. Understand my new cell phone. […]
http://gty.im/488845593 Johnny Manziel, sometimes Cleveland Browns quarterback, aka “Johnny Football” is a Las Vegas party machine. Lets face it. It’s hard to party in the winter with Cleveland strippers when it’s so cold they’re always […]
Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month. Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery. 1. He is in […]
I openly admit I’m a Dancing with the Stars groupie. I stayed up to watch the 2-hour finale and like many of you hoped Meryl and Maks would win the coveted Mirror Ball trophy – […]
It’s that time of year again when hot women with perfect bodies dressed in skimpy outfits and ripped men in sparkly shirts without buttons dance with a bunch of obnoxious out-of-shape nobodies otherwise known as […]
This week ABC unveiled the cast for this season’s Dancing With The Stars. There’s the guy from that movie. And the girl from that thing. There’s the um…um…she sings or something and her sister was […]