The Place to Take a Humor Break
Oh my gosh. It’s Friday already. Did you know there’s one every week? So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. ************************ JW asks: Should I really […]
Every one should have goals. Otherwise, how can we improve ourselves? Here are my resolutions for the new year. Never eat lutefisk. Never eat mushrooms. Nap only when I’m asleep. Understand my new cell phone. […]
Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1 […]
Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave […]
Are you troubled by people who endlessly blather on their cell phones in public? I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. CPE causes the sufferer to repeat everything a person […]
My favorite channel on Sirius Radio, “The Bridge” plays songs from the 1970’s and 80’s—the olden days. One of the most played songs of late is Dr. Hook’s “Sylvia’s Mother.” The song is about a […]
When choosing a new smart phone, a lot of factors may influence your decision. OS; price; battery life; display size; camera; RAM and processor to name but a few. Some like to delve under the […]
4-year-old: Is Santa real? Me: No. 4: The Easter bunny? Me: No. 4: Spider-Man? Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014 Me: When you’re older, what do […]
This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this […]
72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]