Danger Stalks This Blog
I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. […]
Tag: Lutheran
Misheard Christmas Hymn, Silent Night
Admit it, when you were little, instead of hearing “Round yon virgin,” you heard: Misheard hymn #3 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Where’s Waldo?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
One Word Haikus
Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]
Loving Poem About a Printer
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
Powegian Vacation Potato
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
But I Don’t Want That
But I don’t want to have organic baby, I’m a vegetarian. . – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]
Pizza Crust 2
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]