Owie Day
I had planned to patrol for scouts from Venus. I had been anticipating their imminent arrival. Unfortuately, I had to see a doctor and then do errands. As we all know, the Venusian invaders didn’t […]
How many times has this happened to you? You make a point of remembering a fact such as an address or your appointment, but forget it a day later. The information was important, that’s why […]
Plate tectonics My friend wanted to take the online DMV test. Her friend said it would be easier than driving to the DMV and taking the written driving test. So she plugged away on her […]
Sure, we often find ourselves in a situation where we’re unaware of something; being oblivious to things around us. Sometimes, we know we’re supposed to looking for something right in front of our face. In […]
The Bible has brought good news, comfort, and inspiration to billions of people over the millennia. That is, if it’s heard correctly during the chuch readings. Am I the only one, who when little, misheard […]
Tesla(tm) truck or a door stop? A door stop doesn’t move in the cold and would prevent a door from opening. A Tesla(tm) truck doesn’t work in the cold and would keep a door from […]
Why can’t we post brilliant things on Facebook(tm)? Is it because we are never quite clever enough? No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives […]
In my continual quest to find something that will me keep off the streets–where I’d only foment revolution–I’ve taken up latch hooking. This project will also help my manual dexterity and my eye coordination by […]
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]