The Mysterious Staple Remover
It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]
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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time
How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]
Deep Thought Man on Missing Things
Deep Thought Man has been away for a while. He ponders the secrets of the universe so intently that he often takes the wrong fork in the road and has to backtrack quite a bit. […]
They Came to Say Hi
The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up […]
My New Year’s Resolutions – 2025
Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025. Sigh. So it’s up to me to improve our world. […]
Your Call is Very Important to Us
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]
Goofy Man on Being Weird
Serious projects need a serious mindset. Having fun, however, requires being weird. Goofy Man #5 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Phrase – Pantry Raid
Life changes as we get older. Things that once thrilled you, now leave you unmoved. The panty raids of your frat-house days exist only in memory. You find yourself wanting a slower, more self-indulgent pursuit. […]
Achievement Man on Losing Things
Always strive to be better. Let Achievement Man be your role model. He keeps on going in the face of great challenges. Achievement Man #3 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check […]
Plato on Finding Happiess
Plato had rock-star status as a philosopher. People listened to him. He You too should listen to him Plato #1 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the […]