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Misheard Bible Verse

February 20, 2024 Paul De Lancey

The Bible has brought good news, comfort, and inspiration to billions of people over the millennia. That is, if it’s heard correctly during the chuch readings. Am I the only one, who when little, misheard […]

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1 CommentWords to Think Uponbible, bible readings, Christmas, comfort, comic chef, Earth, glory, heaven, Lutheran, peace, Peace on Earth, peas, recipes, service

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Words, Sonar Toes

May 26, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary is as pleased to provide another installment, a new pair of words! The struggle is real. We’ve all had it happen to us. The bruises we sport testify to our ongoing […]

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Ask a Terrier: Semper Canis!

August 8, 2019 Dave Jaffe

Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, How cool is it that a new line of postage stamps will honor the military’s working canines? Have you seen them? They feature four breeds often used […]

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Dogs of a Feather

February 19, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Conflicting service animal guidelines and fluctuating baggage fees leave many dogs confused about their status.

On a commercial flight, the benefit of sitting next to a peacock outweighs the drawbacks. During a midair emergency I plan to grab anything with wings that might provides extra lift. PILOT: “Passengers, assume brace […]

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Destructive Pandora Virus Plays Toto’s ‘Africa’ on Every Channel

February 28, 2014 Richard Spall

Pandora Internet Radio is still reeling from a suspected virus which hit the site earlier this year and continues to plague the site. The destructive result of the malicious software is that Toto’s “Africa” will […]

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Sittin’ Shiva, my diva

February 21, 2012 Wilma Jammer

Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did, sittin’ […]

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