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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Words, Sonar Toes

May 26, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary is as pleased to provide another installment, a new pair of words! The struggle is real. We’ve all had it happen to us. The bruises we sport testify to our ongoing […]

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1 CommentLifestyle, Words to Think Uponchairs, comic chef, cookbook, good food, navy, pain, recipes, service, sonar, sound pulses, submarines, thoughts, toes, trauma, words

Cousin Eliezer the Inventor

October 17, 2018October 17, 2018 Kathy Minicozzi

Nobody knows this, but my sixth cousin five times removed, Eliezer McDonald, invented the recliner chair back in 1830. Eliezer patented his first model in 1830, but he wasn’t very successful with it. It was […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funchairs, fiction, funny, humor, inventions, inventors, Kathy Minicozzi, recliners

Why Smart People Tell Us To Lean In (And Not Back)

July 29, 2014July 29, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I’m not sure why you’d buy a patio chair at a store called Christmas Tree Shops. A patio chair, which evokes balmy summer evenings on the deck out back, has nothing to do with a […]

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A New Invention

June 22, 2012June 22, 2012 Suzy Soro

All the computer geeks in the world and still none of them was smart enough to invent a computer chair with a built in toilet. Losers.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daychairs, computer geeks, humor, inventions, toilets

The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Pattie Byrd

My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office.  When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane.  How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong?  I noticed […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylechairs, doctors, funny stories, furniture, humor, jokes, medical, medical humor

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