The Writing’s On the Wall
If you were a betting man — and I can see by your Tommy Hilfiger suspenders and oaken barrel that you are — I would heartily urge you to take the following to the bank: […]
Tag: funny stories
Fantasy Facebook Marketplace Ad
Facebook Marketplace is wonderful to see the wreck of humanity up close and personal. While it’s fun to watch people trying to sell their old Daisy Duke denim shorts and slightly used hot roller sets, […]
Edward Jacoberg: A Horror Story
This story is our latest entry into our Humor Meets Horror Month. We love when Maria Roth comes to visit HO. She is a talented writer in so many genres. Enjoy this chilling tale! […]
More Adventures in Knotty Knitting
Knitting is a legal addiction. It’s relaxing and it’s fun. You can make pretty things that way, too. The problem is, to make pretty things you must FINISH whatever you are making. I know this. […]
TATTLE TALES: Lock Her Up!
May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear filed the complaint after finding the culprit in […]
TATTLE TALES: A Passage from the Prince’s Diary
Dearest Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never […]
MORE Family History!
It is important to know our roots, to understand how we became the people we are. Compared to my ancestors, I’m normal. Popular belief holds that spaghetti was discovered by Marco Polo during his travels […]
Adventures in Knotty Knitting
Knitting. noun. A highly addictive activity which, with luck, produces wearable apparel. I’m a good knitter, if you don’t ask me to make anything too complicated. I’m a whiz at things like scarves, winter hats, […]
Humor Meets Horror — BARTLEY’S GUESTS
His name was Bartley Crowfield. He was working late. He was a scientist working on a machine that would simultaneously induce a coma, feed the patient, give him a foot massage, perform Reiki and give […]
Secrets of a Slow Writer with ADD
Writers often publish advice about how to write. I’m not going to do that – well, at least not this time. I don’t know what I might do tomorrow, let alone a year or two […]