to elena, who dumped me
After they divorced, T.S. Eliot’s first wife Vivienne Haigh-Wood would occasionally show up at his lectures or poetry readings carrying a sign that said “I Am the Wife He Abandoned.” Review of The Complete Prose […]
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As Folk Music Returns to Roots, Some Try to Bury Them
ACTON, Mass. It’s Folk Music Night at The Den of Antiquity, a coffeehouse in the basement of an Episcopal Church here that serves as a meeting place for those whose tastes are offended by the […]
As New Year Nears, Young Scientists Baffled by Lack of Dates
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts. When New Year’s Eve was still a month away, Massachusetts Institute of Technology sophomore Jeremy Klotkin took steps to make sure he didn’t spend the night when many unattached men hope to “get […]
Audi Ditches “Omicron” as the Name for its New High-End Sports Car
In a press conference yesterday, Audi Chairman Markus Duesmann announced that the German automaker will drop “Omicron” as the name for its flashy new entry into the international sports-car market. “This decision has nothing to […]
The Best Gift Books for 2021 -Part IV: More Author Friends
We have so many wonderful writers and authors on HumorOutcasts.com and we are proud of them and all their books! It’s funny how so many of them are lawyers…Anyway, check out their work! Kimiko Chou, […]
Ask Mr. Postal Service Person
Everybody loves the daily walk down to the mailbox this time of the year, when it’s chock full of greeting cards and catalogs that cause Mr. Postal Service severe back pain and make him just a […]