Category: Fiction
The Difference Between Men and Women
When sixth-grade science teacher Pat Farrell assigns an earth-science lab on measuring crystals, the girls collect their materials . . . read the directions and follow the sequence from beginning to end. The first thing […]
Math Profs Race to Win Prestigious Hooters Prize
PRINCETON, New Jersey. Carl Schorz, a professor at Princeton University, was a math prodigy whose intellect was apparent when he was still in diapers. “My mom tells me my dad tossed a Rubik’s Cube into […]
Russian Electoral Interference For Beginners
To our dear Russian comrades who are forced to vote in a fraudulent election in Russia where all other candidates are fake or repressed, we are with you!We have come up with a plan that […]
The Way of the Badass
By Dave Jaffe (Warning to sensitive readers: The following article contains the word ‘badass’, as does this sentence.) Bruce Lee was bad for karate. Were he still with us, I’m confident that comment would momentarily […]
As Decorating Tastes Change, Naugas Make Comeback
PAMPA, Texas. Duane Dunham hasn’t had a day off in two weeks, but the twenty-two-year-old native of Hereford in Deaf Smith County isn’t complaining. “It’s great to be workin’ agin,” he says in his flat, […]