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Category: Fiction
For One Fashion Plate Cupboards Are Bare This Christmas
DOVER, Mass. Todd Englund achieved success at an early age as a bond trader, but he hasn’t let the comforts of affluence dull his feeling for others at this special time of the year. “Todd […]
Volunteers Gird for Busy Season Saving “Rescue Fruitcakes”
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. In a non-descript building in this western suburb of Boston, the stress of the holiday season is apparent on the forehead of Mark Foutreau as he barks into his landline. “We need somebody to cover the […]
Bill Spencer – Author of Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
We are so proud to have author Bill Spencer and his book Uranus is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh as part of our HumorOutcasts Press family. If the past two years has […]
Your Christmas Etiquette Advisor
Fending off unwanted advances beneath the mistletoe? Wondering whether you can re-gift that chafing dish you got for your second marriage? Ask Ms. Christmas Etiquette Advisor–she always minds her manners! Dear Christmas Etiquette Advisor: Christmas […]
As New Year’s Nears Young Scientists Baffled by Lack of Dates
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts. When New Year’s Eve was still a month away, Massachusetts Institute of Technology sophomore Jeremy Klotkin took steps to make sure he didn’t spend the night when many unattached men hope to “get […]
