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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis dropped the S Bomb on Sunday afternoon, immediately after undefeated Florida State University was denied a coveted spot in this season’s College Football Playoff. “You’re damn right we’re seceding,” DeSantis told […]
The National Football League’s quest to conquer markets far beyond the boundaries of the United States took a major step forward yesterday, when Commissioner Roger Goodell revealed that the West Asian nation of Yemen will […]
In Salt Lake City last Saturday, a precedent was set that could fundamentally alter betting on college football. With his team trailing the University of Utah by a score of 24-3, Arizona State University backup […]
The event is more than a year away, but teenage girls across the nation are already bombarding Ticketmaster with questions about what promises to be the biggest benefit concert in the history of pop music: […]
When the Food and Drug Administration announced in September that Sudafed PE was not effective in relieving nasal congestion, executives at Johnson & Johnson were faced with a choice: reformulate their product, or do something […]
Basking in the success of Barbie, Greta Gerwig has agreed to direct Clown Car, an anti-superhero movie inspired by the embarrassing debacle of the September 27th debate featuring 7 Republican Presidential candidates. “My goal is […]
You knew this was coming. Beginning November 5th, brief TV commercials (“micro-ads”) will be broadcast during National Football League games whenever a long pass is launched by the quarterback. According to League Commissioner Roger Goodell, […]
TRUE FACT #1: After Deion Sanders became head football coach at the University of Colorado in December 2022, 41 scholarship players on the team left the school via the transfer portal. TRUE FACT #2: During that same […]
In a move that has stunned the worlds of both international politics and college athletics, Ukraine announced on Sunday that it has joined the Southeastern Conference (SEC) of the NCAA. “To hell with NATO, this […]
Months before the first Republican Presidential primary, Donald Trump has all but locked up his party’s nomination for the top spot on the 2024 ticket. The latest Quinnipiac University poll, taken one day after Trump […]