Sea Salt? Just Say NO.
It seems so benign. You buy a bag of potato chips bearing the inscription, “with sea salt.” It almost sounds like the bag is bragging. But let’s think this over for a minute. Sea salt comes […]
It seems so benign. You buy a bag of potato chips bearing the inscription, “with sea salt.” It almost sounds like the bag is bragging. But let’s think this over for a minute. Sea salt comes […]
Shouting out the question, “WHO’S MORE QUALIFIED THAN ME?”, Donald Trump declared on Friday that he will be the Republican candidate for both President and Vice President in 2024. The former President was speaking at […]
Donald Trump’s scorched-earth tap dance toward the Republican Party’s Presidential nomination hit a pothole on Saturday, when the results of a word-association test he took last week at Johns Hopkins University as part of his […]
For generations, the first pet given to many Alabama youngsters has been a Sea-Monkey — the organism that hatches when you add water to freeze-dried brine-shrimp eggs. On Friday, however, the future of Sea-Monkey sales […]
Engorged with confidence after voting on Tuesday to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, House Republicans have charged Vice President Kamala Harris with practicing the Satanic art of witchcraft. According to House Speaker Mike Johnson, […]
In what promises to be a landmark case, the U.S. Supreme Court has agreed to hear oral arguments in March that will pit the AARP against the Church of Satan. The AARP holds that Joe […]
In a stunning demonstration of loyalty to former President Donald Trump, House Speaker Mike Johnson announced on Wednesday that the Republican Party has filed a lawsuit in federal court that would require the government to […]
The furor over Nikki Haley’s recent comment that America “has never been a racist country” has diminished considerably in the past 24 hours, now that the Republican Presidential candidate has clarified her original assertion. “I […]
In what is being described as the biggest takeover of a major religious group in human history, White Evangelical Churches in the United States have agreed to sell their souls to the Devil for a whopping […]
Claiming that “it has always been my dream job,” Chris Christie announced yesterday that he plans to apply for the position of head football coach at the University of Alabama. “I never would have run […]