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Navigating life in a Post-Roe world will soon become a lot more enjoyable for young ladies. Hasbro has revised its beloved Chutes and Ladders board game and will begin selling a girls-only version on August […]
In a poignant scene rife with symbolism, the Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that the Clean Air Act does not give the EPA broad authority to regulate greenhouse gas emissions from power plants. All nine […]
Tate Reeves, Governor of Mississippi, does not want the overturning of Roe vs. Wade to have a disproportionate impact on low-income females in his state. Prompted by this concern, he took to the airwaves on […]
“I’m melting, I’m melting!!!” These were the last words Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett uttered as she burst into flames during a press conference on Friday afternoon. Justice Barrett had just confessed that she […]
For the past several years neuroscientists around the country have puzzled over the precipitous decline in intellectual functioning and moral reasoning that has characterized prominent Republican politicians such as Ron DeSantis, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, […]
“I disgust myself,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy confessed yesterday in a press conference. “I told a bald-faced lie to the American people last year about what I had said in a phone call concerning […]
The National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST), a division of the U. S. Department of Commerce, announced yesterday that it will use the intervals of time between idiotic comments uttered by Georgia Representative Marjorie […]
Declaring the operation a “total and complete success,” Vladimir Putin announced yesterday that the Russian military had taken full control of Kyiv, the city formerly known as Moscow. He boasted that “nothing but smoking rubble […]
The first Ph.D. dissertation exploring the significance of the incident involving Chris Rock and Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards was published yesterday by Oxford University Press. Written by Caleb Kurf, a doctoral student […]
Proclaiming in a Sunday Tweet that “I’m Tom Brady, and Tom Brady doesn’t take out the trash at his house or anybody else’s,” the iconic quarterback indicated that he’ll be returning to the Tampa Bay […]