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The Pentagon announced on Sunday that it has shipped 8,000 Nerf N-Strike Elite Titan CS-50 Blasters to Ukraine for use in defending the country against Russian ballistic-missile attacks. According to Secretary of Defense Pete “Shrieking Eagle” Hegseth, the […]
On Sunday, seven prominent Republicans were installed — as a group — into the International Clown Hall of Fame in Baraboo, Wisconsin. The inductees included the following: Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Secretary […]
By a vote of 8 to 1, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Melania Trump has the right to prohibit the President from entering her Strait of Hormuz. The dissenting vote was cast by […]
Jeanine Pirro, U. S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, did not mince words during her Thursday press conference at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall: “If David Hearn is found guilty of destruction […]
In a major concession, Iran has pledged that it will never drop a nuclear bomb on the United States between 8:30 am and 5:00 pm on a weekday. “To those who had the slightest doubt […]
For the first time in the history of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, combatants will be allowed to engage in eye-gouging during matches at the White House on Sunday evening. “President Trump asked us to do […]
District Judge Ken Curry, who recently ruled that the NCAA couldn’t permanently ban Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby from playing college football due to his gambling history, has ignited another controversy. On Tuesday, he ruled […]
Having recently charged 94-year-old Cuban leader Raúl Castro with murder, the United States plans to put his deceased brother, Fidel, on trial in June for sporting an unkempt beard that it alleges was a “crime […]
A visibly intoxicated Pete Hegseth told Pentagon reporters on Monday that “there is no way we will let RuPaul and his radical rainbow coalition attack vessels carrying heterosexuals in the Straights of Hormuz. This war is […]
President Donald J. Trump’s Ouija Board has gone missing, shutting down peace negotiations between the United States and Iran. According to a White House source, “the President never makes an important strategic or tactical decision without first […]