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“I was never a fan,” responded Alejandro Simpatico-Cardenas, when he was asked by a team of Cornell University researchers what he thought of the recently deceased actress. A resident of Pucallpa in eastern Peru, Mr. […]
Officials at the Australian Open were mum today amidst rumors that the real reason for quarantining tennis star Novak Djokovic in the Park Hotel in Melbourne went far beyond his vaccination/testing status. On January 8th, […]
The NCAA has hit the ground running in 2022, announcing this morning its plans to have every four-year college and university in the United States participate in a bowl game following the 2023 season. […]
Matthew Bershadker, CEO of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claims that viewing the College Football Playoff semifinal games on New Year’s Eve was like “watching baby seals get clubbed to […]
In a decision yesterday that stunned everyone except those familiar with the organization, the NCAA announced that “nothing, not even death, will stop the College Football Playoff from being held on December 31st and January […]
In what cinema buffs predict will be the box office blockbuster of 2023, Steven Spielberg has agreed to direct “Maria’s Son,” in which Maria, the radiant ingenue of “West Side Story,” gives birth to Tony, […]
In a unanimous vote yesterday, the Executive Council of the prestigious American Historical Association selected West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin as the individual who has played the biggest role in determining the trajectory of human […]
In a press conference yesterday, Audi Chairman Markus Duesmann announced that the German automaker will drop “Omicron” as the name for its flashy new entry into the international sports-car market. “This decision has nothing to […]
Stating that “Kyle is the son I never had,” Donald Trump asserted in a press conference yesterday that the acquitted 18-year-old “will prove to be our greatest Secretary of Defense EVER. He may get knocked […]
After nearly five years of research, a team of scientists at Duke University has isolated the allele that causes a subgroup of human beings to believe that Donald Trump speaks the truth. According to Professor […]