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After nearly five years of research, a team of scientists at Duke University has isolated the allele that causes a subgroup of human beings to believe that Donald Trump speaks the truth. According to Professor […]
In an announcement that had been expected for months, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene have taken the national anti-vaccination movement to the next level. Yesterday, they vowed that they will […]
A visibly irritated Emmanuel Macron, President of France, warned yesterday that U. S. visitors to Paris can expect unprecedented levels of disdain and aloofness from the city’s residents in the coming months. “You think we […]
Desperate to modernize its policies toward females, the Taliban is seeking input from these three high-profile American women. “We want to do the right thing by our womenfolk,” claims a confidential Taliban source. “We’ve made […]
1. If they didn’t, viewers would have no idea what a hurricane was. 2. There’s nothing more satisfying than watching a manhole cover, flying at warp speed, dent the forehead of a reporter who just […]
In a class-action lawsuit filed today against the Modern Language Association of America, the Mollusk Legal Defense Fund (MLDF) alleges that the phrase “Happy as a Clam” has caused untold damage to the well-being of […]
In a Kabul press conference yesterday, senior Taliban leader Amir Khan Muttaqi asserted that “the new Afghanistan will resemble ‘Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood’ in its harmony, tolerance, and tranquility.” He also claimed that Afghan women would […]
President Joe Biden announced yesterday that the U. S. military will airlift every Afghan female out of the country by October 1st. As the President noted, “for decades, the Taliban’s treatment of women and girls […]
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, whose opposition to mask and vaccination mandates has drawn national attention in recent months, informed reporters yesterday that he was simply acting on a command from The Almighty. “I was watching […]
In a Congressional hearing yesterday on airline ticket prices, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene stunned all those in attendance when she accused Delta CEO Ed Bastian of covering up his company’s role in spreading the […]