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A visibly intoxicated Pete Hegseth told Pentagon reporters on Monday that “there is no way we will let RuPaul and his radical rainbow coalition attack vessels carrying heterosexuals in the Straights of Hormuz. This war is […]
President Donald J. Trump’s Ouija Board has gone missing, shutting down peace negotiations between the United States and Iran. According to a White House source, “the President never makes an important strategic or tactical decision without first […]
With the annexation of Vatican City by the Trump administration scheduled for next year, Vice President JD Vance announced on Saturday that he will run against Leo XIV for Pope in 2028. “I had planned on […]
Undaunted by the Supreme Court’s questioning of the constitutionality of his Executive Order banning birthright citizenship, President Donald J. Trump is preparing Plan B: using his tattooed signature to give the Presidential seal of approval to all […]
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was red-faced on Saturday after showing up at a “No Kings!” demonstration in Washington, DC, waving a sign featuring a photo of Martin Luther King, Jr. wearing devil’s horns. “I thought it […]
Several hundred Pentagon employees were injured on Wednesday afternoon as they ran from the building in a panic following the activation of a smoke alarm by Pete Hegseth’s sky-high testosterone level. “It was a nightmare,” said […]
With Operation Epic Fury in Iran fully underway, President Donald J. Trump announced on Sunday the remaining U. S. military attacks scheduled for 2026. They include: APRIL 10 → Cuba: “Operation Who Can Stop Me?” MAY 1 → […]
Critics of FBI Director Kash Patel’s beer-chugging appearance in the locker room of the U. S. Men’s hockey team after their gold-medal victory over Canada on Sunday are eating a big slice of humble pie today. According […]
The only question is why it took so long. On Saturday, the Ku Klux Klan announced that President Donald J. Trump will receive the organization’s Man of the Year award for 2026 in a March 1st public ceremony […]
In a decision that took the animal-rights community by surprise on Friday, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced that it will build approximately 250 facilities across the country to provide shelter […]