The Place to Take a Humor Break
In an upcoming issue of The Atlantic, Joseph Kahn, Executive Editor of The New York Times, writes that the hilarious, pretentious absurdity of its Style Magazine renders unnecessary a separate comics section in the Sunday Times. “Once you’ve seen the […]
The Trump Administration has granted ESPN exclusive rights to cover the armed conflict between the United States and Iran. “We anticipate having troops on the ground in that hellhole of a country within the next two […]
President Donald J. Trump has informed the United Nations that the planet currently known as “Earth” will become “Donaldia” on January 1, 2027. “Our planet deserves a classier name,” the President asserted on Truth Social. “The word […]
The Pentagon announced on Sunday that it has shipped 8,000 Nerf N-Strike Elite Titan CS-50 Blasters to Ukraine for use in defending the country against Russian ballistic-missile attacks. According to Secretary of Defense Pete “Shrieking Eagle” Hegseth, the […]
On Sunday, seven prominent Republicans were installed — as a group — into the International Clown Hall of Fame in Baraboo, Wisconsin. The inductees included the following: Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Secretary […]
By a vote of 8 to 1, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Melania Trump has the right to prohibit the President from entering her Strait of Hormuz. The dissenting vote was cast by […]
Jeanine Pirro, U. S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, did not mince words during her Thursday press conference at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall: “If David Hearn is found guilty of destruction […]
In a major concession, Iran has pledged that it will never drop a nuclear bomb on the United States between 8:30 am and 5:00 pm on a weekday. “To those who had the slightest doubt […]
For the first time in the history of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, combatants will be allowed to engage in eye-gouging during matches at the White House on Sunday evening. “President Trump asked us to do […]
District Judge Ken Curry, who recently ruled that the NCAA couldn’t permanently ban Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby from playing college football due to his gambling history, has ignited another controversy. On Tuesday, he ruled […]