By a vote of 8 to 1, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Melania Trump has the right to prohibit the President from entering her Strait of Hormuz. The dissenting vote was cast by Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who wrote, “He’s the Commander in Chief, for Pete’s sake! He should be able to do whatever he wants. Hey, I’m thirsty for beers!”
An outraged Donald Trump vowed that “Iran is going pay big time for giving her the idea for this. When I’m done, there will be nothing left of that dumpster fire of a country but dust and ash!”
For her part, the First Lady is planning to charge the President a toll if he wishes to obtain future access to the Strait. “I not sure how much I make him pay,” she told reporters, “but I no accept bitcoin, I can guarantee you that.”