AGREEMENT BETWEEN — USER AND HumorOutcasts
The HumorOutcasts Web Site is comprised of various Web pages operated by HumorOutcasts and PossessionPoints.com Inc.
The HumorOutcasts Web Site is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein. Your use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site constitutes your agreement to all such terms, conditions, and notices.
MODIFICATION OF THESE TERMS OF — USE
HumorOutcasts reserves the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which the HumorOutcasts Web Site is offered, including but not limited to the charges associated with the use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site.
LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES
The HumorOutcasts Web Site may contain links to other Web Sites (“Linked Sites”). The Linked Sites are not under the control of HumorOutcasts and HumorOutcasts is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including without limitation any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. HumorOutcasts is not responsible for webcasting or any other form of transmission received from any Linked Site. HumorOutcasts is providing these links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by HumorOutcasts of the site or any association with its operators.
The HumorOutcasts Web Site is currently hosted by “GoDaddy.com”. Users of HumorOutcast agree to fully comply with the Terms and Conditions of “GoDaddy” which can be found at this link. Many of the GoDaddy Terms and Conditions are also expressly stated as HumorOutcasts Terms and Conditions. In the event that the terms conflict the GoDaddy Terms and Conditions supersede the HumorOutcasts Terms and Conditions. While all of the GoDaddy Terms and Conditions need to be followed, users should pay particular attention to:
You acknowledge and agree that:
- You will not impersonate another User or any other person or entity, or submit content on behalf of another User or any other person or entity, without their express prior written consent.
- You will not collect or harvest (or permit anyone else to collect or harvest) any User Content (as defined below) or any non-public or personally identifiable information about another User or any other person or entity without their express prior written consent.
- You will not use this Site or the Services found at this Site in a manner (as determined by Go Daddy in its sole and absolute discretion) that:
- Is illegal, or promotes or encourages illegal activity;
- Promotes, encourages or engages in defamatory, harassing, abusive or otherwise objectionable behavior;
- Promotes, encourages or engages in child pornography or the exploitation of children;
- Promotes, encourages or engages in hate speech, hate crime, terrorism, violence against people, animals, or property, or intolerance of or against any protected class;
- Promotes, encourages or engages in any spam or other unsolicited bulk email, or computer or network hacking or cracking;
- Violates the Ryan Haight Online Pharmacy Consumer Protection Act of 2008 or similar legislation, or promotes, encourages or engages in the sale or distribution of prescription medication without a valid prescription;
- Infringes on the intellectual property rights of another User or any other person or entity;
- Violates the privacy or publicity rights of another User or any other person or entity, or breaches any duty of confidentiality that you owe to another User or any other person or entity;
- Interferes with the operation of this Site or the Services found at this Site;
- Contains or installs any viruses, worms, bugs, Trojan horses or other code, files or programs designed to, or capable of, disrupting, damaging or limiting the functionality of any software or hardware; or
- Contains false or deceptive language, or unsubstantiated or comparative claims, regarding Go Daddy or Go Daddy’s Services.
NO UNLAWFUL OR PROHIBITED — USE
As a condition of your use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site, you warrant to HumorOutcasts that you will not use the HumorOutcasts Web Site for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these terms, conditions, and notices. You may not use the HumorOutcasts Web Site in any manner which could damage, disable, overburden, or impair the HumorOutcasts Web Site or interfere with any other party’s use and enjoyment of the HumorOutcasts Web Site. You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any materials or information through any means not intentionally made available or provided for through the HumorOutcasts Web Sites.
— USE OF COMMUNICATION SERVICES
The HumorOutcasts Web Site may contain bulletin board services, chat areas, news groups, forums, communities, personal web pages, author postings, calendars, and/or other message or communication facilities designed to enable you to communicate with the public at large or with a group (collectively, “Communication Services”), you agree to use the Communication Services only to post, send and receive messages and material that are proper and related to the particular Communication Service. By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Communication Service, you will not:
- Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.
- Publish, post, upload, distribute or disseminate any inappropriate, profane, defamatory, infringing, obscene, indecent or unlawful topic, name, material or information.
- Upload files that contain software or other material protected by intellectual property laws (or by rights of privacy of publicity) unless you own or control the rights thereto or have received all necessary consents.
- Upload files that contain viruses, corrupted files, or any other similar software or programs that may damage the operation of another’s computer.
- Advertise or offer to sell or buy any goods or services for any business purpose, unless such Communication Service specifically allows such messages.
- Conduct or forward surveys, contests, pyramid schemes or chain letters.
- Download any file posted by another user of a Communication Service that you know, or reasonably should know, cannot be legally distributed in such manner.
- Falsify or delete any author attributions, legal or other proper notices or proprietary designations or labels of the origin or source of software or other material contained in a file that is uploaded.
- Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Communication Services.
- Violate any code of conduct or other guidelines which may be applicable for any particular Communication Service.
- Harvest or otherwise collect information about others, including e-mail addresses, without their consent.
- Violate any applicable laws or regulations.
HumorOutcasts has no obligation to monitor the Communication Services. However, HumorOutcasts reserves the right to review materials posted to a Communication Service and to remove any materials in its sole discretion. HumorOutcasts reserves the right to terminate your access to any or all of the Communication Services at any time without notice for any reason whatsoever.
HumorOutcasts reserves the right at all times to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request, or to edit, refuse to post or to remove any information or materials, in whole or in part, in HumorOutcasts’ sole discretion.
Always use caution when giving out any personally identifying information about yourself or your children in any Communication Service. HumorOutcasts does not control or endorse the content, messages or information found in any Communication Service and, therefore, HumorOutcasts specifically disclaims any liability with regard to the Communication Services and any actions resulting from your participation in any Communication Service. Managers and hosts are not authorized HumorOutcasts spokespersons, and their views do not necessarily reflect those of HumorOutcasts.
Materials uploaded to a Communication Service may be subject to posted limitations on usage, reproduction and/or dissemination. You are responsible for adhering to such limitations if you download the materials.
MATERIALS PROVIDED TO HumorOutcasts OR POSTED AT ANY HumorOutcasts WEB SITE
HumorOutcasts does not claim ownership of the materials you provide to HumorOutcasts (including feedback and suggestions) or post, upload, input or submit to any HumorOutcasts Web Site or its associated services (collectively “Submissions”). However, by posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you are granting HumorOutcasts, its affiliated companies and necessary sublicensees permission to use your Submission in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses including, without limitation, the rights to: copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, translate and reformat your Submission; and to publish your name in connection with your Submission.
No compensation will be paid with respect to the use of your Submission, as provided herein. HumorOutcasts is under no obligation to post or use any Submission you may provide and may remove any Submission at any time in HumorOutcasts’ sole discretion.
By posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you warrant and represent that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to your Submission as described in this section including, without limitation, all the rights necessary for you to provide, post, upload, input or submit the Submissions. HumorOutcasts in its sole discretion may take down any posts which it decides does not comply with any of the conditions in this agreement.
THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN OR AVAILABLE THROUGH THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE MAY INCLUDE INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN. HumorOutcasts AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE AT ANY TIME. ADVICE RECEIVED VIA THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE SHOULD NOT BE RELIED UPON FOR PERSONAL, MEDICAL, LEGAL OR FINANCIAL DECISIONS AND YOU SHOULD CONSULT AN APPROPRIATE PROFESSIONAL FOR SPECIFIC ADVICE TAILORED TO YOUR SITUATION.
HumorOutcasts AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS CONTAINED ON THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. HumorOutcasts AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL HumorOutcasts AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF — USE, DATA OR PROFITS, ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THE — USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE, WITH THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO — USE THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE OR RELATED SERVICES, THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SERVICES, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS OBTAINED THROUGH THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE, OR OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE — USE OF THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF HumorOutcasts OR ANY OF ITS SUPPLIERS HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES. BECA– USE SOME STATES/JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH ANY PORTION OF THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE, OR WITH ANY OF THESE TERMS OF — USE, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING THE HumorOutcasts WEB SITE.
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HumorOutcasts reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the HumorOutcasts Web Site and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, without notice. GENERAL To the maximum extent permitted by law, this agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Washington, U.S.A. and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in King County, Washington, U.S.A. in all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site. Use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these terms and conditions, including without limitation this paragraph. You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and HumorOutcasts as a result of this agreement or use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site. HumorOutcasts’s performance of this agreement is subject to existing laws and legal process, and nothing contained in this agreement is in derogation of HumorOutcasts’s right to comply with governmental, court and law enforcement requests or requirements relating to your use of the HumorOutcasts Web Site or information provided to or gathered by HumorOutcasts with respect to such use. If any part of this agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the agreement shall continue in effect. Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and HumorOutcasts with respect to the HumorOutcasts Web Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between the user and HumorOutcasts with respect to the HumorOutcasts Web Site. A printed version of this agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent an d subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. It is the express wish to the parties that this agreement and all related documents be drawn up in English.
COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK NOTICES:
All contents of the HumorOutcasts Web Site are: Copyright 2011-2017 by HumorOutcasts — a PossessionPoints.com Inc. site and/or its suppliers. All rights reserved.
The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.
The example companies, organizations, products, people and events depicted herein are fictitious. No association with any real company, organization, product, person, or event is intended or should be inferred.
Any rights not expressly granted herein are reserved.
NOTICES AND PROCEDURE FOR MAKING CLAIMS OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
Pursuant to Title 17, United States Code, Section 512(c)(2), notifications of claimed copyright infringement under United States copyright law should be sent to Service Provider’s Designated Agent*. ALL INQUIRIES NOT RELEVANT TO THE FOLLOWING PROCEDURE WILL RECEIVE NO RESPONSE. See Notice and Procedure for Making Claims of Copyright Infringement.
*By e-mail please notify email@example.com, any infringing material will be promptly dealt with.