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Help is on the way for Americans suffering from “Trump Fatigue,” which is caused by being exposed — day after day after f**king day — to the images, words, and deeds of President Donald J. […]
Urgent questions about Venezuela’s future appear to have been answered on Wednesday, when President Donald J. Trump promised statehood for the South American country if its citizens pledged to speak only English, and to do […]
The United States has a new First Lady. Cilia Flores, the wife of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, married Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am on January 4th in a civil ceremony at Stewart Air National […]
The renovation and rebranding of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC will be completed by the middle of 2026, the White House announced on Sunday. “The Trump/Kennedy Center Casino […]
In a stunning decision, President Donald J. Trump has removed James Madison University and Tulane from this year’s College Football Playoffs, replacing them with Notre Dame and Texas. The President insisted that “there is nothing in […]
It’s the Breakout Romance of 2025. On Sunday, President Donald J. Trump and NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani informed reporters that they plan to get married in Las Vegas before the year is out. No one […]
Ending a torrid affair that lasted nearly five years, President Donald J. Trump has vacated the RV he secretly shared with Marjorie Taylor Greene in a Walmart parking lot in Dalton, Georgia. “That woman put […]
Righting what he called “one of the greatest wrongs of all time,” President Donald J. Trump has granted a full pardon to the fallen angel known as Satan. Satan was released from Hell’s South Entrance […]
Fears that Zohran Mamdani, the newly elected mayor of New York City, would impose a radical left agenda on the metropolis appear to have been confirmed by his first press conference on Wednesday. At the […]
The President announced on Saturday that the grand ballroom replacing the East Wing of the White House will be officially called the “Buffalo Wing.” “Is there a more all-American food than the Buffalo wing?” the President […]