The President announced on Saturday that the grand ballroom replacing the East Wing of the White House will be officially called the “Buffalo Wing.”
“Is there a more all-American food than the Buffalo wing?” the President asked. “And what a terrific way to honor that great city on Lake Erie. It gets really frigid there in the winter, I know, just like Melania is all the time. But I love them both. Sometimes I even call her ‘my little Buffalette’ when we have the sex. Whenever I do that, she charges me less.
“And the Buffalo Wing will be more than simply a name. You’ll be able to get fried wings there, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. With all the dipping sauces. It will have a take-out window that the general public can walk right up to. Just make sure to bring proof of citizenship. The person taking your order will be an ICE agent.
“The White House is going to be the People’s House again, I promise. Come hungry. This will be so, so great.”