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The Catholic Church is fast-tracking the paperwork for Anthony Fauci to be canonized this summer, even though he’s still alive. “Let’s be honest,” says a confidential Vatican source, “the Church has been starved for positive […]
On May 1st, a reporter from The New York Times interviewed “Stan” (not his real name), a Horseshoe bat that claims to have initiated the COVID-19 pandemic. The interview took place in a cave on the […]
1. Given the choice between watching a recently discovered video of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and Buddha discussing the concept of justice, or viewing an endless scroll of worldwide COVID-19 statistics – updated every 60 seconds […]
We all knew this was coming. Today, the International Association of Satirists set a target date of May 15th for the cessation of humor writing about the coronavirus. Speaking for the Association, Dave Barry asserted […]
To All Humankind – Our demand is simple: Stop coughing and sneezing into us. Where do you get off using elbows as your personal septic tank for the disgusting nasal/oral detritus you spew forth? We’re […]
In a plot that could have been lifted from a John le Carré spy novel, Russian operatives have been identified as the source of the recent toilet-paper-hoarding phenomenon in the United States. According to National […]
The Centers for Disease Control shocked the satire-writing community yesterday when it selected HumorOutcasts as the Official Humor Website of the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. According to CDC Associate Director of Communication Michelle Bonds, “we believe […]
In a stunning announcement yesterday, the Centers for Disease Control admitted that for the past three months its researchers, in their frenzied attempt to develop a vaccine, have mistakenly been using a 1977 photo of […]
Cast Tom Hanks as Jo March. Sure, he’s a guy, but everyone loves Tom Hanks and Ms. Gerwig would have gotten credit for taking a directorial risk. 2. Use an illusory single-tracking shot (known […]
Is there anything better than visiting your favorite Tofurky website for casserole recipes and discovering a pop-up that highlights the 5 warning signs of deep-liver cancer, of which you appear to have 3.5? Of course […]