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Fears that Zohran Mamdani, the newly elected mayor of New York City, would impose a radical left agenda on the metropolis appear to have been confirmed by his first press conference on Wednesday. At the […]
The President announced on Saturday that the grand ballroom replacing the East Wing of the White House will be officially called the “Buffalo Wing.” “Is there a more all-American food than the Buffalo wing?” the President […]
Condemning the civil unrest and crime epidemic afflicting the Windy City, President Donald J. Trump announced on Sunday that “we can’t afford to spare any Tomahawk missiles for Ukraine. We must have them ready to […]
“We all knew this day was coming,” said United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby at a press conference on Monday. “Beginning November 1st, United passengers flying from one coast of the United States to the other […]
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer was beaming at a press conference on Monday as she announced that the number of job openings for Mass Shooting Motive Analysts (MSMAs) has increased by over 330% in the past […]
A sunny, peaceful afternoon on the pond in Boston Public Garden was shattered on Thursday when a U. S. military drone blew up a Swan Boat carrying 12 vacationing nuns from Caracas, Venezuela. According to […]
“It’s time to pull all of these poison plants out of the ground by their roots,” President Donald J. Trump declared yesterday in the Oval Office. Specifically, he was referring to the words “diversity,” “equity,” […]
On Tuesday, Harrah’s became the first casino in the nation to establish a betting line on the likelihood that any Americans will be left alive by the time that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. departs his […]
In an episode that could have been drawn from The Real Housewives of D.C., sources within the White House have confirmed that Susan Monarez was fired from her position as Director of the Centers for Disease […]
On Monday, President Donald J. Trump issued an Executive Order calling for a 40% increase in the number of displays featuring white animals at the National Zoological Park in Washington, DC. The Zoo is part […]