On Tuesday, Harrah’s became the first casino in the nation to establish a betting line on the likelihood that any Americans will be left alive by the time that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. departs his position as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
“Right now, our best statistical models indicate that there’s a 62% chance that we’ll all be dead,” says Tom Reeg, the CEO of Caesar’s Entertainment. “Cholera, the Plague, smallpox, and dengue fever are all expected to make major comebacks in 2026 in the United States. We’re encouraging everyone to lock in their bets now, before the fevers and night sweats arrive. And don’t forget: make sure to designate a friend or acquaintance in a healthier country, like Yemen or Sudan, to collect your winnings when it’s payout time.”