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In what President Donald J. Trump has proclaimed to be “the most successful negotiation in the history of negotiations,” he and Vladimir Putin reached an agreement on Sunday that successfully resolved the conflicts in both […]
On the heels of his recent demand that Washington’s NFL team once again be called the “Redskins,” President Donald J. Trump issued an Executive Order on Tuesday, stipulating that The New York Times must use […]
“The world no longer needs to fear Iran,” announced President Donald J. Trump at a Wednesday press conference. “The B-2 bombers we deployed on Sunday destroyed virtually every microwave oven in that wretched dustbin of […]
Beginning in August, AMC moviegoers across the country will be able to purchase 0.1-gram packets of premium cocaine — dubbed “Sniffties” — for $4 each. This is less than half of what the national chain […]
Holding a bright red smartphone above his head in the Oval Office, President Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday afternoon that he’s “on the verge of throwing some atomic whoop-ass at the city of Los […]
In a decision worthy of King Solomon, the judge in the highly publicized Musk/Trump divorce case has declared that each party, on a rotating basis, will serve as the primary caretaker of 7 of Musk’s […]
The bowels and bladders of the Harvard community have become the latest target in Donald J. Trump’s war against higher education. On Friday, Education Secretary Linda McMahon declared that “Harvard must immediately shut down every […]
Catholics around the world were stunned on Sunday when sports super-agent Scott Boras announced that his newest client, Pope Leo XIV, had used the Ecclesiastical Transfer Portal to move from the Roman Catholic Church to […]
Life is about to get complicated for U. S. citizens who have sex while they’re out of the country. Beginning July 1st, American parents will have to pay a $3500 tariff for any offspring they […]
“It’s the least I could do,” President Donald J. Trump told reporters on Monday after he appointed himself Interim Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. “Pope Francis died shortly after meeting with JD Vance, who’s […]