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“It’s the least I could do,” President Donald J. Trump told reporters on Monday after he appointed himself Interim Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. “Pope Francis died shortly after meeting with JD Vance, who’s […]
President Donald J. Trump was beaming on Monday afternoon when he announced that Vietnam President Luong Cuong had just issued an official, three-word statement in which he admits that Vietnam had indeed been defeated by […]
The UN’s loss is the Ivy League’s gain. Just days after withdrawing his nomination of New York Representative Elise Stefanik for the post of U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, President Donald J. Trump has […]
On Tuesday afternoon, viewers were in the middle of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode on the Nickelodeon Channel when they found themselves watching a live feed of tense negotiations taking place in Saudi Arabia between Russian […]
Doug Collins, Secretary of the U. S Department of Veterans Affairs, announced on Saturday that the agency will reduce its workforce from over 450,000 to 5 by June 1st. “We are confident this goal can […]
“Oops, our bad.” A red-faced Kevin Cariato, Director of White House Mail and Messenger Operations, acknowledged on Monday that a thank-you note from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW on February […]
We all knew it would end this way. After Friday’s fracas in the Oval Office, Donald Trump wrote on social media that Volodymyr Zelensky was “not ready for peace.” The President of Ukraine responded immediately: […]
Ending rumors that had been circulating for weeks, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have confirmed that they will be getting married on June 1st at Mar-a-Lago. “It’s time,” said Trump. “Vlad has always had doubts […]
The elegant ebony envelopes arrived on Sunday afternoon, containing an RSVP card and a message written in Chopin Script font: You are invited to the March 1st announcement of Ukraine’s new borders. Appetizers will be […]
Women’s rights groups across the country took to the streets on Monday, protesting President Donald J. Trump’s announcement that the U. S. government will no longer recognize the biological category of “female.” Explaining the decision […]