What are Miller’s secrets to a good marriage? Make sure she is white, not bright, a pretty sight, she doesn’t bite or fight, she is of a lower height, weight-wise light, possesses no might, is fun at night, is whole-heartedly Right, and anatomically not too tight.
In The Lord Of The Rings saga what would you get if you cross a hobbit with an Orc?
A Stephen Miller who can fly.
Why did Satan reject Stephen Miller when St. Peter sent him to Hell?
He didn’t want Miller taking over the place.
What is the other reason Satan did not want Miller in Hell?
He would have set WAY too bad an example for the other inhabitants.
What was the pre-nuptial that Miller had his wife sign?
That she could not be more evil than he was.
Where was Stephen Miller during the shooting at the Correspondence meeting?
Being true to his rat-like nature he was under the tables eating the crumbs.
Why did Miller’s wife not like the animal sacrifices he was making to Lucifer in the living room?
They were usually elephants and they stunk the place up.
Why did the HOA kick Miller out of their neighborhood?
A.- The human sacrifices in the middle of the night were keeping the neighbors up.
- – The KKK cross burnings caught a couple of the other homes on fire.
Why did several local churches reject Miller’s attempt to join them?
They didn’t like the way he supported crucifixions.
Why did the Humane Society reject Miller as a volunteer?
They didn’t like Miller’s hobby of skinning dogs alive.
Why did Kristy Noem reject Miller’s offer of helping her with her dogs?
He had an entirely different idea of what it meant to ‘wok’ her dogs.
Why did Miller make such a lousy baby sitter to his neighbors?
He had a strange idea on what it meant to ‘play catch’ with the babies.
What was the other reason he made such a bad baby sitter?
He had too literal a meaning on what it meant to ‘baby-sit’.
Why did Miller not fit in with the local Sado-Masochistic Club?
He wanted to be both.
Why did Stephen Miller suddenly change his mind about Israeli settlers taking over Palestinian land in Gaza?
He doesn’t want blood stains all over the huge properties he was buying there.
Why does Stephen Miller support torture?
He believes that everyone should have a hobby.
Why does Stephen Miller believe that a woman’s place is in the home?
Because from his experience he finds that if he doesn’t lock them in they try to escape and inform the police.
Why did Stephen Miller fight so hard to get a government job?
Because working as a circus freak was humiliating and didn’t pay well.
Why does Stephen Miller live in a gated community?
Don’t tell him this, but he is actually GATED IN to protect the other people outside.