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In a 3-minute YouTube video posted on Sunday, a guerilla chicken named “Che” issued a chilling warning: “If President Donald J. Trump does not resign by February 15th, rebel poultry will begin pecking Republican voters […]
On Wednesday, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that the amount of human excrement contained in the rationalizations offered by Congressional Republicans for the President’s recent Executive Actions has reached levels that pose a […]
In a move that shocked even his supporters, Donald J. Trump has instructed the Department of Justice to take Jimmy Carter into custody for displaying “pernicious humanitarian tendencies.” Trump claims that Carter’s compassionate impulses undermine […]
Few were surprised but many were dismayed this week when President Donald J. Trump granted pardons to Third Reich Hall of Fame members Heinrich Himmler and Joseph Goebbels. The President asserted that neither Himmler nor […]
Biblical scholars were not surprised on January 20th when, at noon, a brutal Arctic blast shattered every window in the Capitol Rotunda — enshrouding the attendees in a thick coating of sulfuric ice — as […]
Although President-elect Donald J. Trump will not be going to jail or otherwise punished for his criminal conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush-money case, Justice Juan Merchan did rule on Friday that — beginning January […]
The New York Times reported on Wednesday that multi-billionaire Elon Musk has paid, in cash, an undisclosed amount to victorious rebel leaders in Syria to purchase the country. Musk, who has fathered somewhere between 12 […]
A disconsolate Vlodymyr Zelenskyy declared on Sunday that “things do not look good for my country” after the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) announced that it would not consider Ukraine’s application for NATO membership until 2027 at the […]
If there is one thing that Donald J. Trump can’t stand, it’s coming in second. Ever. So, when Matt Gaetz bragged to reporters on Wednesday afternoon that — at the age of 42 — he has […]
A collective sigh of relief could be heard across the nation on Friday morning, when President-elect Donald J. Trump revealed that his nominations of Matt Gaetz and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. for high-level positions in […]