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Author: Mike Morris

I'm a retired professor of psychology (University of New Haven). I publish the satirical blog UNIVERSITY LIFE and actually look like the default profile picture that accompanies my posts on HumorOutcasts.

Far-Left Chickens Threaten to Infect Red-State Voters with Bird Flu If Trump Fails to Resign

February 3, 2025 Mike Morris

In a 3-minute YouTube video posted on Sunday, a guerilla chicken named “Che” issued a chilling warning:  “If President Donald J. Trump does not resign by February 15th, rebel poultry will begin pecking Republican voters […]

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CDC Warns of “Alarming Levels” of Fecal Matter Embedded in Republicans’ Defense of Trump’s Executive Orders

January 30, 2025January 30, 2025 Mike Morris

On Wednesday, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that the amount of human excrement contained in the rationalizations offered by Congressional Republicans for the President’s recent Executive Actions has reached levels that pose a […]

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Trump Orders Department of Justice to Arrest Jimmy Carter for “Serial Acts of Compassion”

January 27, 2025 Mike Morris

In a move that shocked even his supporters, Donald J. Trump has instructed the Department of Justice to take Jimmy Carter into custody for displaying “pernicious humanitarian tendencies.” Trump claims that Carter’s compassionate impulses undermine […]

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Trump’s Posthumous Pardons of Himmler and Goebbels Spark Controversy

January 23, 2025 Mike Morris

Few were surprised but many were dismayed this week when President Donald J. Trump granted pardons to Third Reich Hall of Fame members Heinrich Himmler and Joseph Goebbels. The President asserted that neither Himmler nor […]

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New Testament Prophecy Fulfilled as “HELL FREEZES OVER” During Trump’s Second Inauguration

January 20, 2025 Mike Morris

Biblical scholars were not surprised on January 20th when, at noon, a brutal Arctic blast shattered every window in the Capitol Rotunda — enshrouding the attendees in a thick coating of sulfuric ice — as […]

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Trump Escapes Punishment for Criminal Conviction, But His White House Stationery Does Not

January 12, 2025 Mike Morris

Although President-elect Donald J. Trump will not be going to jail or otherwise punished for his criminal conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush-money case, Justice Juan Merchan did rule on Friday that — beginning January […]

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Elon Musk Buys Syria as Christmas Present for His Kids

December 12, 2024 Mike Morris

The New York Times reported on Wednesday that multi-billionaire Elon Musk has paid, in cash, an undisclosed amount to victorious rebel leaders in Syria to purchase the country.  Musk, who has fathered somewhere between 12 […]

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NATO Admits Stanford and UC Berkeley as Members; No Decision Yet on Ukraine

December 9, 2024 Mike Morris

A disconsolate Vlodymyr Zelenskyy declared on Sunday that “things do not look good for my country” after the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) announced that it would not consider Ukraine’s application for NATO membership until 2027 at the […]

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Gaetz’s Downfall Linked To His Claim That He Had Committed More Sex Crimes Than Trump

November 22, 2024 Mike Morris

If there is one thing that Donald J. Trump can’t stand, it’s coming in second.  Ever.  So, when Matt Gaetz bragged to reporters on Wednesday afternoon that — at the age of 42 — he has […]

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Admitting That “It Was All A Joke — Even I’m Not THAT Crazy,” Trump Withdraws Nominations of Gaetz and RFK, Jr.

November 15, 2024 Mike Morris

A collective sigh of relief could be heard across the nation on Friday morning, when President-elect Donald J. Trump revealed that his nominations of Matt Gaetz and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. for high-level positions in […]

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