The Place to Take a Humor Break
On Wednesday, President-elect Donald J. Trump made good on his promise to award Robert F. Kennedy Jr. a prominent place in his administration. Mr. Kennedy will become the first Secretary of the Department of Trephining, […]
To put it mildly, it was a weird day in Albuquerque. At a major campaign event on Thursday, Donald Trump spoke only German when addressing his supporters. “It was surreal,” said Garrett Neffler, co-owner of […]
Don’t say you’re surprised. On Friday evening, Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani were apprehended by police while carrying a 98-inch flat-screen TV out of a ransacked Best Buy store in flood-ravaged Sarasota, Florida. According to […]
In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson on Monday night, Donald J. Trump promised to divert Hurricane Milton from Tampa, Florida by “staring it down” while standing on the city’s beach. “I am stronger than […]
Viewers of the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday night were stunned when JD Vance and Tim Walz embraced after the event and proceeded to dance, ballroom-style, for nearly four minutes. Debate co-moderator Norah O’Donnell said that […]
The Danish Academy of Public Communication announced on Monday that it will present JD Vance with its coveted George Santos Fabrication Medal on December 2nd in Copenhagen. According to Mette Frederikson, the Danish Prime […]
Several months of tense negotiations ended yesterday when U. S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced that representatives of Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah have agreed to participate in a winner-take-all UNO tournament that will determine […]
In a lawsuit filed in federal court on Tuesday, the American Mathematical Society claims that the Big 10 Conference “is a major contributor to the astonishing level of numerical illiteracy that currently plagues our nation.” […]
For those who’ve always wondered why the vast majority of female models in fashion magazines look supremely bored or pissed off, there’s now an answer. Purina Cat Chow. “Over 93% of top female models subsist […]
Vintage Donald Trump was on display Friday night at a campaign rally in Pittsburgh: “How in the hell are you supposed to pronounce ‘T…I…M’? Why do Democrats always have these bizarre names that you can’t […]