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Author: Mike Morris

I'm a retired professor of psychology (University of New Haven). I publish the satirical blog UNIVERSITY LIFE and actually look like the default profile picture that accompanies my posts on HumorOutcasts.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Will Join Trump’s Cabinet as Secretary of the Department of Trephining

November 7, 2024 Mike Morris

On Wednesday, President-elect Donald J. Trump made good on his promise to award Robert F. Kennedy Jr. a prominent place in his administration.  Mr. Kennedy will become the first Secretary of the Department of Trephining, […]

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Crowd at New Mexico Rally Baffled but Inspired as Trump Delivers Speech Entirely in German

November 1, 2024 Mike Morris

To put it mildly, it was a weird day in Albuquerque. At a major campaign event on Thursday, Donald Trump spoke only German when addressing his supporters. “It was surreal,” said Garrett Neffler, co-owner of […]

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Trump, Giuliani Arrested for Post-Hurricane Looting Spree at Sarasota Shopping Mall

October 13, 2024 Mike Morris

Don’t say you’re surprised.  On Friday evening, Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani were apprehended by police while carrying a 98-inch flat-screen TV out of a ransacked Best Buy store in flood-ravaged Sarasota, Florida. According to […]

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Trump Will Confront Hurricane Milton on Tampa Beach

October 8, 2024 Mike Morris

In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson on Monday night, Donald J. Trump promised to divert Hurricane Milton from Tampa, Florida by “staring it down” while standing on the city’s beach. “I am stronger than […]

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Vance, Walz Dance Cheek-to-Cheek at End of Debate

October 3, 2024October 3, 2024 Mike Morris

Viewers of the Vice-Presidential debate on Tuesday night were stunned when JD Vance and Tim Walz embraced after the event and proceeded to dance, ballroom-style, for nearly four minutes. Debate co-moderator Norah O’Donnell said that […]

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JD Vance Awarded 2024 George Santos Fabrication Medal for Lies about Haitians

September 24, 2024 Mike Morris

The Danish Academy of Public Communication announced on Monday that it will present JD Vance with its coveted George Santos Fabrication Medal on December 2nd in Copenhagen.   According to Mette Frederikson, the Danish Prime […]

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Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah Will Use UNO Tournament to Resolve Differences

September 21, 2024 Mike Morris

Several months of tense negotiations ended yesterday when U. S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced that representatives of Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah have agreed to participate in a winner-take-all UNO tournament that will determine […]

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American Mathematical Society Sues NCAA’s Big 10 Conference for Numerical Fraud: “18 Does Not Equal 10”

September 4, 2024 Mike Morris

In a lawsuit filed in federal court on Tuesday, the American Mathematical Society claims that the Big 10 Conference “is a major contributor to the astonishing level of numerical illiteracy that currently plagues our nation.” […]

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Diet of Purina Cat Chow Is Responsible for Supermodels’ Constipated Gaze

August 30, 2024 Mike Morris

For those who’ve always wondered why the vast majority of female models in fashion magazines look supremely bored or pissed off, there’s now an answer. Purina Cat Chow. “Over 93% of top female models subsist […]

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Trump Complains That Walz’s First Name Is Impossible To Pronounce

August 24, 2024 Mike Morris

Vintage Donald Trump was on display Friday night at a campaign rally in Pittsburgh: “How in the hell are you supposed to pronounce ‘T…I…M’?  Why do Democrats always have these bizarre names that you can’t […]

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