Don’t say you’re surprised.
On Friday evening, Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani were apprehended by police while carrying a 98-inch flat-screen TV out of a ransacked Best Buy store in flood-ravaged Sarasota, Florida.
According to Sarasota Police Chief Rex Troche, “both gentlemen had attempted to disguise themselves as Haitian immigrants by wearing Labrador Retriever pelts bearing a Springfield, Ohio logo. They claim their criminal caper was the brainchild of Vice-Presidential candidate JD Vance.”
Chief Troche has issued a public call for Mr. Vance to present himself to the Sarasota Police Department for questioning as a “person of interest” in the case: “We’re open 24/7.”
So this is why Trump wants immunity.