Year: 2024
Among the Sexist Bonobos
Among the make-love-not-war bonobos . . . males are about 25% larger than females and sometimes bully them. But females are on balance more powerful, because of their girlfriend coalitions. Once . . . four […]
Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky
Anchor: Hello. I’m Brad Anchorton with this Seattle area Action News BREAKING NEWS ALERT. As I speak, there is a truly extraordinary event that is sending shockwaves through our cloudy city. Brace yourselves, for today, […]
Your Stuffed Animal Advisor
Animals are our friends, but pets can also upchuck on our white wall-to-wall carpeting, or tear up a new pair of pumps we just bought last week on sale. That’s why stuffed animals are often […]
My Quest to Bring Karaoke to Mt. Everest
Sometimes, it takes a tragedy to change the way we view the world. For me, it was the story of David Sharp. Sharp was a climber in distress who died 300 feet from the summit […]
Me and My Code Talker
It’s Saturday morning, which means the tension is starting to build for our weekly out-of-home social interaction. Regardless of whether we get together with people in a higher income bracket or a lower, my wife […]
You Will Be The Special Topping Of The Night!
This is a real sign outside a pizza place in Oaxaca, Mexico. Possible captions for it: 1- Um…..just what sort of meat did you say was on that? 2- Yes, you do have a great […]