Things Went Wrong
Commander Jones turned whiter than a blank whited out blank white paper during a blizzard. His hand shook more than What’s Her Face’s twerking butt*. “We have no tacos and the moon base is celebrating […]
Tag: medicine
Medical Mischief With Medicine Mixup
This was written before our dog Beowulf passed away last July. Most people over the age of fifty know growing old sucks. I mean, older. Growing older sucks. One thing that sucks is medication. […]
The Best Gift Books for 2021-Part III
Welcome to the Holiday Season! This is the time of year when we direct you to some of the most talented writers in the world! Yep, we at HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books/Corner Office Books […]
MEDICINE COMMERCIALS
Medicine commercials are funny. They aren’t supposed to be funny, but they are. They almost always start in a bucolic-looking setting, with happy, smiling, healthy-looking people doing fun things. The voice-over announcer mentions the name […]
Trumpenstein’s Wonderful Miracle Cure
Ladies and Gentlemen: Are you feeling lazy, listless, or cabin feverish? Are you unable to party like it’s 1999 days of quarantine? Do you want to ignore social distancing, throw caution to a sneeze, and […]
Meet Daniela V. Gitlin, MD Author of Practice, Practice, Practice: This Psychiatrist’s Life
HOPress-Shorehouse Books is so proud to release under our Corner Office Label, the first work from Daniela V. Gitlin MD, Practice, Practice, Practice: This Psychiatrist’s Life. Available as paperback and in […]
Sinus Sickness Sucks, or: Noxious Nose Needs Neti
So I recently got my annual sinus infection, which is kind of like that annoying relative who shows up once a year, gives you a headache, and doesn’t seem all that eager to leave, and […]
The Doctor Will See You Now
There is one senior citizen activity that I would gladly erase from my calendar if such erasure did not cause big problems: doctor visits. I would start with those registration questionnaires and permission forms that […]
Surgery and Naughty Furniture
Surgery has never been as much fun. I had cataract surgery on my right eye a few days ago. They didn’t put me in a bed to prep for it; they put me in a […]