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Too many excuses:

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 Roger Hollis

Too hot Too cold Too hilly Too flat Too wide Too narrow Too many people Too few people Too long Too short Too early Too late Too fast Too slow NO EXCUSES

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Popular Running Memes:

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

I didn’t feel like going for a run today so that’s why I went. Symptoms of not running include; waves of guilt, mood swings, feelings of regret etc. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to […]

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Running; A gateway drug:

May 17, 2019May 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

Following up on a recent post about the question “is running a habit or an addiction?” where I concluded that the answer is “yes”, the next question is “is running a gateway drug?”. First, it […]

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Are runners crazy:

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 Roger Hollis

At a recent meeting, the subject was habits (not the ones the nuns wear!). One meeting participant stated that she could not understand how runners could possibly get up and go out for a run […]

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Ahh Spring:

April 12, 2019April 14, 2019 Roger Hollis

Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]

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Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]

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What Do Runners Wear?

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well, everything and nothing. While the vast majority of runners do wear traditional running attire, there certainly are an abundance of outliers that go against the traditional. There are races for runners wearing pink bunny […]

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“In the zone”

September 21, 2018September 22, 2018 Roger Hollis

Being a shameless promoter of running and of my latest publication “Running Log”; all of my contacts know my passion, for better or worse and, as such, are always willing to mention their association with […]

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So you want to become a runner!

September 7, 2018September 7, 2018 Roger Hollis

Being a long time runner I’m not reluctant to mention that fact when meeting someone for the first time. It’s then not unusual for that new acquaintance to mention that he or she would like […]

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Running with the Bulls(hitters):

August 17, 2018August 17, 2018 Roger Hollis

While we’ve all heard about and seen the runners who run with the bulls during the “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona, Spain and have to wonder why anyone in their right mind would want […]

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