Vowing to take the “high road,” newly elected Democratic members of the U. S. House of Representatives have agreed not to call for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to be executed by a firing squad as part of the halftime show at the 2027 Super Bowl on February 14th.
“That’s not who we are,” says JoAnna Mendoza, who recently won the race to represent Arizona’s 6th District. “It’s enough that Mr. Hegseth will be sentenced to life in prison for his morally bankrupt and inept performance as Defense Secretary over the past two years. While incarcerated, he will forgo his daily testosterone and plutonium injections, as well as the hourly pomade treatment he receives for his hair.
“He can keep his chest tattoo if he wants.”