The Medical Diagnosis is Death by Healthy Food
I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]
Tag: health
The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]
How to Work Through Retirement Laziness
A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]
This Decade Sucks
Let’s face it: the 2020s have sucked. All of them. Sure, we’re only halfway through, but the bloody writing is on the frosty wall. I have a friend who thinks you only need to get […]
What’s The Bladder?
I have a personal relationship with my bladder. I know it seems odd. We’re not dating, although it does come along with me everywhere I go. For the most part, it’s a tolerable partnership, except […]
With the Internet Around, Who Needs Doctors?
Have you ever received one of those e-mails about all the amazing things you can do with, say, Coke, or some other seemingly innocent substance? (I mean Coca-Cola, not the drug that used to be […]
I Wish You a Happy New Year
I don my metaphorical armor as last year could have been a lot better; I’m looking a you, The Summer That Sucked where I was sick the whole. I’m also aprehensive about nation’s future. But […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Cookie Health Care
Surgeries are scary. And taking pills can be just as intimidating. Sure, you might start with one, but before you know it you’ll need a backhoe to lift your daily pills into your mouth. You […]
Good to the First Drop
By Dave Jaffe In the historical debate whether coffee is a beneficial or unhealthy drink, the fundamental question is, did I make it? If my wife Denise brewed it, Science shouts, “Healthy!” If I did, […]
HOPress Launch Day for I WILL NOT BE IGNORED by ED Friedman
Today, HumorOutcasts Press is proud and excited to launch the first book from Ed Friedman I Will Not Be Ignored. It is available on Amazon in paperback and kindle editions. A hilarious read that is […]