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What’s The Bladder?

April 22, 2025April 23, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

I have a personal relationship with my bladder. I know it seems odd. We’re not dating, although it does come along with me everywhere I go. For the most part, it’s a tolerable partnership, except […]

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Famous Warrior King Speaks Out

July 16, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Losing his liberty and the freedom of his people to Julius Caesar was one thing, but when people mispell gall as Gaul, King Vercingetorix, King of the Gauls gets hopping mad.     – Paul […]

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Sometimes You’re Just a Foot From Trouble

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019 Mark R Hunter

All I wanted to do was pee. When you get to be middle aged, that kind of thing can become very important. Some people wake up at night thinking, “Did I leave the oven on?” […]

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Happy To Pee

August 29, 2014August 29, 2014 Mario Turchiarolo

                    One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]

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