Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/29/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about an injured sports mascot named after Edgar Allan Poe, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any […]
Tag: Cereal
Ripping The Headlines Today, 5/10/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the White House Correspondents Dinner, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
Milk Mania!
It’s night. Good Guy is fast asleep in bed, unshakable. Outside, Bad Guy is armed, dangerous. He breaks into Good Guy’s house. If only Good Guy could hear Bad Guy down the hall, he could […]
Happy To Pee
One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]
Cooking Basics: Cheerios
American Breakfast CHEERIOS Every budding chef, whether five years old or fifty, must start somewhere. Why not with this confidence builder? INGREDIENTS 1 bowlful CheeriosTM 1 bowlful milk, 1 pint maybe? Pour a bowlful of […]
Unicorn Bites 3/6/14
Me: Now do you believe me? Wife: The fridge isn’t haunted. Me: Then who made all that ice? Wife: *walks away* Me: WHO?! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 6, 2014 Wife: How much do you […]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Condones Cannibalism
Some of my children and grandchildren love Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. Just recently I saw their newest commercial, the one with a cereal piece talking. I hope you are as appalled about this new Cinnamon […]