The Place to Take a Humor Break
American Breakfast STRAWBERRY FREEZER JAM INGREDIENTS 2 cups fresh, crushed strawberries (about 1 pound whole)2 tablespoons lemon juice4¼ cups sugar¾ cup water6 tablespoons (1 1.75 oz box) fruit pectin powder SPECIAL UTENSILS potato masher or […]
American Dessert MASON JAR STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM INGREDIENTS 2 cups heavy whipping cream5½ tablespoons sugar2¼ teaspoons vanilla extract⅛ teaspoon salt2 cups whole strawberries, fresh or frozen Makes 3 cups. Takes 15 minutes to make and […]
A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
American Breakfast PAUL’S BANANA STRAWBERRY NUT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 bananas (overripe ones are better) 5 ripe strawberries ½ cup pecans ½ cup butter (softened or melted) ½ cup raisins 2 eggs ½ cup sugar 2¾ […]
One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]