What I Did This Very Day
I drank one ounce of this bad boy. 1) Got up. 2) Got out of bed. 3) Dragged a comb across my head. 4) Became inspired to write a really great song. 5) Realized the […]
I drank one ounce of this bad boy. 1) Got up. 2) Got out of bed. 3) Dragged a comb across my head. 4) Became inspired to write a really great song. 5) Realized the […]
Fusion Entree PIZZA BREAD INGREDIENTS ½ bell pepper 1 small onion 8 slices bread 1 teaspoon oregano or pizza seasoning 24 slices pepperoni 1 cup grated mozzarella cheese ½ cup pasta sauce […]
American Appetizer BOSTON BROWN BREAD INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon butter ¼ teaspoon allspice ¼ teaspoon baking powder ¾ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt ⅔ cup yellow cornmeal ¾ cup rye flour ½ […]
My whole wheat bread did not rise yesterday. It was tasty. But it was not a tasty loaf of bread, it was a tasty brick. Gray clouds appeared in my kitchen. Those clouds, however, had […]
We all know that if we drop a slice of buttered bread, it will land buttered-side down. Pizzas, however, often fall dough-side down. But it’s a certainty that something will land atop the newly dropped […]
Humanity has always been doggedly slogging away from the primordial ooze from whence it came. The advances from hominids to the first human, Lucy of Olduvai Gorge, came slowly. Then we evolved into Neanderthals, next […]
Swedish Appetizer SPELT BREAD INGREDIENTS 2¼ teaspoons (1 package) yeast 1½ cups lukewarm water 1 tablespoon butter (2 more tablespoons later) 2 tablespoons honey ½ tablespoon salt 4 cups spelt flour 1 tablespoon butter (1 […]
Burundian Appetizer ANISE BREAD INGREDIENTS 2¼ teaspoons yeast ½ teaspoon sugar (5 teaspoons more later) ¾ cup warm water 1 cup flour (2½ cups more later) 7 teaspoons anise seed 1 teaspoon salt 5 teaspoons […]
American Breakfast PAUL’S BANANA STRAWBERRY NUT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 bananas (overripe ones are better) 5 ripe strawberries ½ cup pecans ½ cup butter (softened or melted) ½ cup raisins 2 eggs ½ cup sugar 2¾ […]
Swedish Dessert SAFFRANSBRÖD INGREDIENTS 2¼ teaspoons yeast ⅓ cup warm water 1 cup milk ½ cup butter ¼ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sugar (½ cup more later) ½ teaspoon (1 gram) saffron threads ⅓ cup […]