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Rabbit Racecars and the Thirty Years War

February 26, 2016
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American Dessert RABBIT RACECARS INGREDIENTS food dye vial 4 TwinkiesTM 4 PeepsTM 4 mini white fudge or yogurt covered pretzels 16 mini OreosTM PREPARATION Carefully use the food-dye vial to make a number on the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 31, 2015
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Dear Lord, help me make sense of this situation. I don’t know whether Grandmaw is losing her hearing or her mind. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner I suggested smoked fish or…

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Thanksgiving Under The Gay Turkey Wing

November 19, 2014
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Thanksgiving Under The Gay Turkey Wing

Recently, a friend described her Thanksgiving table as the Land of the Misfit Toys. “Anyone who doesn’t have a place to go comes to my house,” she said. Years ago that was us when David…

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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

October 17, 2014
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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

Bashar al-Assad, president and dictator of Syria is getting way too cranky and needs to step down. And if the only thing that’s making him cling so tenaciously to power is the lack of a…

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Unicorn Bites 7/27/14

July 28, 2014
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4-year-old: There’s a green monster behind you! Me: I don’t see it 4: He’s invisible Me: How do you know he’s green? 4: I’m a scientist. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2014 4-year-old: Can…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 30, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to my aging grandmother that dressing her pet monkey as my lazy Grandpa Barry won’t get her the Two-For-One Early Bird Special Dinner discount, Amen.   Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in…

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Unicorn Bites 3/11/14

March 11, 2014
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Me:*turns on car radio* 3-year-old: Why do they keep saying “sexy.” M: It means “fun to hug” 3: Our dog is sexy! Now we drive in silence — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 11, 2014 I…

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Friday Humor Devotional

January 17, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner.  When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means…

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Unicorn Bites 1/13/14

January 13, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 1/13/14

Him: Let’s settle this like men. Me: Agreed. *drinks beer and ignores the problem* — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2014 Wife: I’m making pulled pork. Me: Feel free to pull my pork. Wife: Me:…

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Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema

October 14, 2013
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It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies?   Who did this study?   Why?   I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but…

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