Unicorn Bites 7/27/14
4-year-old: There’s a green monster behind you! Me: I don’t see it 4: He’s invisible Me: How do you know he’s green? 4: I’m a scientist. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]
Tag: apple juice
It’s important to take a good look at yourself in the mirror for it’s only when we do this, do we see our true self looking back.
Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that I have faults. In 1984, I bought Scurvy Jane some apple juice rather than orange juice! I know, it’s shocking but in all […]
Horsing Around Is Not Always A Good Thing
There are some who like a soothing shot of Jack Daniels and some who like the potent punch of a Kamikaze, but even the most experienced tavern patron might turn away from the newest drink […]