Bad Advice Friday + 1, May 20, 2017
Oh my gosh, I was sick and missed Friday. Whatever healthy time I was spent making macaroni and cheese and watch Number Two Son get a second degree black belt. Anyway, yesterday was Friday. And […]
Tag: invisible
Unicorn Bites 7/27/14
4-year-old: There’s a green monster behind you! Me: I don’t see it 4: He’s invisible Me: How do you know he’s green? 4: I’m a scientist. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]
Unicorn Bites 3/20/14
3-year-old: Let me drive Me: You can’t reach the gas 3: I’ll use my hands M: How will you see? 3: With my butt M: *gives her the keys* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 20, […]
I give the couple in this David’s Bridal commercial a year.
Regarding weddings, I have two pet peeves. The first is people who do stunts during the nuptials, like dancing down the aisle and recording it or lighting their dress on fire. The second is people […]
Bronx Woman Grabbed by Invisible Rope and Dragged into Store
New York City. A woman who has asked to remain anonymous states that she was “grabbed by an invisible lasso and pulled inside” while passing the Odd OutLot store on Broadway in The Bronx. “I […]