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April 14, 2026 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

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Bill Spencer says:

April 14, 2026 at 6:31 am

Dating has changed.

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1. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden says:
  
  April 17, 2026 at 12:09 pm
  
  When I was supposed to be growing up, posters made less noise.
  
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