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Bunnies Will Save Our Economy

February 8, 2025 Paul De Lancey

My gosh, our economy is under siege from trade wars, inflation, and, of course, lutefisk vendors. These evil influences could very well bring on a severe depression, one so catastropic as to make the Great […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifeapocalyptic, bunnies, carrots, comic chef, Great Depression, industry, inflation, lutefisk, luv, punk, rabbits, shopping, sponsored, titans, trade wars

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/25

January 10, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as […]

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Baseball, Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, TechnologyCostco, headlines, humor, news, parody, satire, shopping

The Best Deal Ever

August 31, 2022 Paul De Lancey

175% off! Looks like they’re giving back more money than we’re paying to buy it.   Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Of course you know you should always make a list of what you need at the grocery store. But did you also know you should always remember to bring it with you?

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I wonder how often window shoppers come home with windows.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

A sturdy, flat-bottom canvas bag is only good for grocery shopping if you remember to bring it to the store.

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A Wrinkle in my Day

September 16, 2019 Donna Cavanagh

There are three aspects of money I hate.  I hate chasing people down to get paid; I hate chasing people down to pay them; and I hate negotiating purchases. I made a recent trip to […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleDonna Cavanagh, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, malls, moisturizers, money, shopping, vanity, wrinkle cream

He’ll Never Wear That!!

August 14, 2019 Miss Nackawic
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Wisdom for Dummies

June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never shop when you’re hungry! Before you go to the grocery store, take the edge off with a chocolate malt and a cheeseburger

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My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET

April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 Tim Jones

[The following is a 100% 98.7% true story.] Recently, I had a rather unpleasant shopping experience involving a well-known retail establishment. I’d rather not mention the store by name, as I would hate for others […]

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