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My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET

April 29, 2019
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[The following is a 100% 98.7% true story.] Recently, I had a rather unpleasant shopping experience involving a well-known retail establishment. I’d rather not mention the store by name, as I would hate for others…

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A Husband’s Burden – Clothes Shopping with Your Wife

March 27, 2018
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Marriage is one of the most wonderful experiences in the world, second only, some would argue, to not being married. All marriages have their ups and downs. If you ask me, the key to a…

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Possession Obsession and Post-Holiday Depression

January 1, 2018
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Possession obsession

The holidays are over. The Christmas tree is down; the ornaments packed away. The menorah’s been cleaned of all that candle wax and is back in place inside the china closet. All that’s left is…

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Jill Y asked me to go shopping with her again and I was like…

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Could we at least finish summer, first?

September 8, 2016
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September Sixth is the day I first saw Christmas items on the shelf of a local store. September Sixth. Well over a quarter of a year before Christmas. And yes, I have now been banned…

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Check THIS Out!

June 17, 2016
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Some people are talented musicians. Yet others can take a crochet needle and some thread and create beautiful things. I have a talent for picking out and choosing the slowest checkout line in any store…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 13, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions.  When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen.      …

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How the Grinch Spent Christmas

December 27, 2015
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I was waiting for this to be put on video and as a result waited too long … so now here’s my new Christmas column, coming out just in time for my youngest daughter’s birthday.…

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Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5

January 30, 2015
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Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5

There are times when real life is funnier than fiction.  I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies: Lady #1: (fumbling in her…

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Christmas Shopping For Uncle Vlad

December 19, 2014
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Christmas Shopping For Uncle Vlad

Most people are easy to shop for during Christmas. Your mom with the big garden gets a book about plants. Your son who’s totally into soccer gets a new soccer ball. But what if your…

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